(Inkspot) Not (gasp) Swindon? Nice here too, max 17.4°C.

Near to Swindon, just south of J16 of the M4. Little old ladies would lie in front of bulldozers than see Wootton Bassett become part of Swindon, and the town of Swindon is never mentioned in polite company.

I haven't got it yet :(

(Inkspot) Swindon must have something going for it even though they don't build steam locos there anymore because my niece's finacé commutes there every day from Chepstow while she herself works in Cardiff. Mad! (Phil) You disappoint me, man. Why? How the fuck should I know?

Not that one should really moan about it, but the clock in here is over an hour fast. At least, I hope it is.