email:ca920105@gmail.com I just like spam! I'm collocting junk email...

fortihacker, send me pizza menus, double glazing letters, load applications, free newspapers....I love collecting that rubbish as well. Now make like a Nubbock so we can carry on.

These hackers are running out of ideas for getting our email addresses I reckon....

Loan...sorry, I have a cold.

I see Wembley Stadium has a new 'cabriolet' top-down look this morning.

I've visited Salisbury District Hospital 3 times in 20 hours. The first time to install mother for her knee replacement op that was scheduled for this morning, then again to take some books in because the op had been 'postponed' for a day, and then AGAIN to uninstall her because the surgeon is now too ill to do the op. Now she's on 'standby'. Ironic phrasing, given the state of her knee.

How frustrating, Chalks, for you and your mother, to endure the anticipation (which probably isn't too pleasant) all over again.

Is anyone else having problem accessing Orange, I've been having error messages since just before midnight.
*Goes off to kitchen to put the kettle on for helpful cup of tea for Dunx*

I'm lost!!! Dunx is down...no Lock,no Orange!!! I'm going warm turkey (can't go cold...still have MCiOS and Mc5)....

I've just received notification that the flat I'm in the prcess of selling is now 'listed'... hehehe. Rather them than me, I'm pleased to be out of all the hassle that it entails. I'm not opposed to listing as such - architectural heritage is important - but I need something a bit more uncomplicated right now.

[Inkspot] Thank you for confirming the timing of the downage.

Orange is back now, though.

Very QUIET in here. You can almost hear Radio 3.

The clock in here is about 5 minutes fast. The sundial needs realigning.

Should be fixed now.

Radio 3's getting good...

The cold is getting better - I'm taking drugs for it.

I thought women were never the slightest bit affected by colds :)

[rab] I have Man Flu. Lord knows how I caught that, haven't sniffed a man in months.

AAAARRGGGHHHHHH!!!!

The essay I'm trying to write
I've just realised is pure shite...

Its utter frivolity
Its sheer lack of quality . . .

I think I'll just set it alight.

As an MC player, I hang my head in shame to say up until recently I had hardly ever heard ISIHAC. To make up for it (because the couple of shows that I had caught were jolly good) I bought myself the anniversary edition. I'm shocked to find that it is one year older then me, but we share the same birthday....and that Dame Judi Dench wasn't the only one that had to pull the car over for fear of laughing into a collision!!! I feel like a man who has been blind for the last 33 years, only to find that I was just wearing a hat one size too big!!!

(Pave) A noble admission. Now, who else is going to "come out"?

the reason ISIHAC is a half our show, is because anything over that hurts ones sides....I love the anniversary edition quote by Humph...."Nixon became the first US President to visit China in an attempt to repair a Presidential rift. Chairman Mao was thrilled at this, as he was getting fed up using the escerator..."

[pen] I must have a touch of Bird Flu then.

[Raak] I shudder to think how you got that ;o)

My cat has just given me a great birthday present....the little bugger. Rather than write it all again, I have posted it on my baby blog. Enjoy.....I hope every one else had a great weekend too!!!

No cake.....no candles......no secret boxes......*sob*

Whilst I'm on missed birthdays: Happy 34th to ISIHAC.

[Pave] Oh! Was it your birthday then? :-)

[Chalky] yeah...but to be honest, I only mentioned it because the chat was very slow. Birthdays aren't a good thing for me.

Cor. Finally got this wireless internet marlarky to work on the GNER line.

The bet is down. In memory. Here we go.

woo-hoo! We have faster broadband in the office. Faster than what, I don't know.