[IS,P] Look under the doormat. It's great fun being in Canada at the moment, my friends have decided I'm an honourary Canadian for the duration, "as Britian seem to be, well, shit" at the Winter Olympics business.

[Pen] Don't patronise me, I can do that all by myself...

[nights] Of course you can. You're a clever boy, aren't you? ;-)

[nights] I am sooo tempted to say: "Yes, dear."

[nights] I suppose you'll want congratulating for that narrow victory over the Finns in the curling final, then?

Tried it last night in the Sponsor Village. Rather fun, actually.

One slipper, one trainer, a yardbrush and a doorstop? What's that all about then?

(nights) Canada? Where's that, then?