[IS,P] But hang on. If you play your cards right, you'll make back the cost of the commission. A good place to look for tips is on www.thesun.co.uk showbiz pages...
BTW, What is happening to Phil Tuffnell? Who's selling all their shares and causing him to crash? The 'Get Me Out Of Here!' celebrities only flew back into Heathrow last night, and he got a full page in The Sun today, so I suspect there are some anomalous market figures going round. And how the hell do you make 30 million per cent profit, as today's chart-topper has?

Blobble enters the league at a stunning No 5.

One way to get a huge % would be to invest in a celeb who is plastered all over the papers (so you know you will get a large div) and just before the divs are dished out, do a load of trading (ie. endlessly buy and sell) to reduce your worth to next to zero by the end of the day. 7 days later you will have whatever your divs were plus a weeks trading and your % increase will be huge. It might be possible to get (divide by zero)% :o)

(divide by zero error)%

Umm, do I exist any more? I can't log in and the system claims not to know who snorgle is! Am I still in the league?

snorgle]your still there in the league with your id 2818390, I hope your password lets you log on soon.
I Say, Porter!]for a bit of extra fun post your id No and join the MC league. Can you stay ahead of Wol and blamelewis?

You reply to the auto reply thing but there is still "nothing known about ISayPorter". Bah. Worth starting again?

Nope. Generates the really useful error message: "Error". What genius came up with that, give him or her a raise.

[snorgle] Just to note that Celebdaq logins are case sensitive. I had trouble when I first joined due to that.

OK ID number 3244310 and currently about 190,179 in the chart (up 15 quid or .15 pecent)

I can get in again! It wasn't caps lock, I checked that last night. Probably just a glitch on the system.. I think Keanu Reeves must be a good buy with the Matrix Reloaded opening soon..