Hmmm. Thanks matt, the Thailand National Anthem comes to mind
owa tana Siam
owa tana Siam
owa tanit
Owa tafu lami
continues until Ronnie Corbett says something funny (i.e. ad nauseam)

[IS,P!] Your presence is requested at PantsMC (especially by Alfredo Garcia).

Not the famous Alfredo Garcia as in "bring me the hedge of Alfredo Garcia"?

Yay! Newjustine just made her thrid million on Celebdaq... but is nowhere near the heady heights of the number 4 ranking she reached last month. I blame 'I'm a Celebrity' - it's skewing the market

Anyone know where I can download ISIHAC programmes? isihac-download.com has been down "in preparation for the new series" for about 18 months, and you just can't get it in Italy....

[IS,P!] Ask me kindly at my email address: greg4 [at] pitt [dot] ee-dee-ewe.

Oooooooooooooh! *Stampeed*. Have you archives?

[Congregation] The stamp peed? eeeeuuuuuuwwwww...

I assume that high demand is what caused the esteemed Mr. Eric Kelly to cease and desist from posting each and every ISIHAC episode from the dawna time on his website. Makes sense, I suppose, but... WAAAAAAH!

Can I just say: nieuuuuwwwbrrrrggghharse.

That's better.

[rab] Elaboration requested...or at least a pronunciation. :)

Where? [moves to wall]

[DrQ] (i) Spent pretty much the whole afternoon trying to work out if it's possible to embed an MPEG in a pdf using pdflatex. Some comments on mailing lists suggest "yes", but stop short of telling you actually how. (ii) I would suggest somewhere between Goldmember and Father Jack.

[MF] Is that a new Boardo variant you're playing there?

I like the introduction of a bit of Call My Bluff into the Hangman game.

Aaigh! It's down! What are we going to do?

Wonder who did it and how? Just go to bed early!

Their news page (before that disappeared into the ether) said that some people were randomly losing cash, apparently because someone deleted, rather than delisted, Tony Benn...

[GIII] Was it not Nigel Benn?

[Bool] You should have seen the cover I did with Mark E Smith!

As if from nowhere, the shopkeeper appeared.

[Britney] Yarbles, I did it againNAH.

Interesting. It's up now, but all of my shares have dropped like a brick. Have they back-dated all of them?

[Boolbar] <homer>Gravy!</homer>

I thought it was "as if by magic, the shopkeeper appeared"?

I joined in with all this celebdaq business rather late (about two weeks ago) - how do I join in the MC league ? (If you'll have me !)

My username is Blobble and I have a paltry £47k - but as I say I've only been playing 2 weeks. (made 262% last week, thought that was quite good, didn't realise that people had millions)

If you look at our league, I think you can tell who had Phil Tufnell. :)

Blob]post your id number here and you can take your place within hours.
Dr]Tuffnell did do well pushing me to +1364.93%,seven day profit of £2,845,856, this have gone into Keanu Reeves that is 1,662,711 shares. Only question now is how many millions will I have before I'm kneecapped and you take the No1 spot in the league.
My other me had a £350,000 div on Prince William, a perfect celebrity, no 7 day gain but huge divi(+399.76%), extra coverage in tabloid and broadsheet, coming up in the next few weeks as his 21st birthday is on the 21 June. Buy early!

BLOBBLE (User ID: 3183175)
Yes I had Phil (and Anthony & Linda) - but didn't have the kind of funds you have to invest. I've also got Prince Billy who's been doing nicely for me. My long term banker is J.K.Rowling who's going to go ballisting mid June methinks.

Or even ballistic.

Well, I'm doing better than I was, though I think it'll only be this week that we see any real improvement - I don't really have time to do it very often, but it's a useful break from revision, so I am going there on a reasonably regular basis. Keanu Reaves is doing me very nicely thankyou... I picked up 10000 shares for not very much, and hopefully we'll have a nice dividend this week.

I'm not sure she will tbh... Harry Potter will get lots of coverage, but will that all count to her?

What I want to know is how on earth the guy who's number 1 today got an increase of 30156090.00%

[G III] I don't know how they work that out . . . if there was a huge article all about how Harry Potter turns young minds to jelly, and at the end it says "Harry Potter is written by J.K.Rowling", does the whole article count towards her, or just the last sentence ?

[G III] There are going to be some anomolies - like the fact I got NO dividends despite owning Phil Tuffy for almost the whole week.