The Celebdaq is going through a strange phase at the moment whereby Daniella is distorting the share price and divi payout. Next week will be interesting as her share price will continue to go through the roof but have a lower payout compared to those like Phil who will still get daily media coverage. I expect to have further gains this week which will take my second id passed the £1m and instant kneecapping.

I'm worth over 1 million, and haven't been kneecapped. Are your sure its not higher?

snorgle]It is normally hapens on Mondays just after you've spent your ill gotten divis

About to get kneecapped :o( *cackle*

Could I be added to the league table (not that I'm going to do very well!) please? My username is ffiish...

Just in case you need it: 2865669

Persuing a copy of the Times Saturday magazine that was lying around on my kitchen table this morning, I spotted a fashion item on summery dresses that featured at least one normal woman-shaped (and sized) model. And very stunning she looked too. I very much hope that rake-like women go out of fashion in my lifetime.

In related news, I was told that a top that I would usually consider too small for me makes me look slimmer. By that argument, do trousers that are too long for me make me look taller?

s/persuing/perusing/.

Nice to see a permanant link to here on the home page.

Not only but also.

[rab] No, you'll just fall over.

So this is the only site with a link to the invaluable !York archive. Hurrah for that. (And welcome back, I Say, Porter!)

Are NotYork, Orange, and MCiOS the same games with different skins these days, or did I dream it? [All] And thanks. Nice to be back, and still see the old gags doing the rounds along with the PHENOMENAL level of inventiveness in the old crowd. Nothing like a thesis deadline to get a guy back posting on MC (and playing ToonTown...)

You dreamed it. MCIOS is still itself, though Orange has an MCIOS-like skin. !York is in limbo, but shortly to be revived, we hear.

[ISP] Possibly you accidentally linked to the others from the "skins" list at Orange rather than the "connections" list?

Hmmm. Thanks matt, the Thailand National Anthem comes to mind
owa tana Siam
owa tana Siam
owa tanit
Owa tafu lami
continues until Ronnie Corbett says something funny (i.e. ad nauseam)

[IS,P!] Your presence is requested at PantsMC (especially by Alfredo Garcia).

Not the famous Alfredo Garcia as in "bring me the hedge of Alfredo Garcia"?

Yay! Newjustine just made her thrid million on Celebdaq... but is nowhere near the heady heights of the number 4 ranking she reached last month. I blame 'I'm a Celebrity' - it's skewing the market

Anyone know where I can download ISIHAC programmes? isihac-download.com has been down "in preparation for the new series" for about 18 months, and you just can't get it in Italy....

[IS,P!] Ask me kindly at my email address: greg4 [at] pitt [dot] ee-dee-ewe.

Oooooooooooooh! *Stampeed*. Have you archives?

[Congregation] The stamp peed? eeeeuuuuuuwwwww...

I assume that high demand is what caused the esteemed Mr. Eric Kelly to cease and desist from posting each and every ISIHAC episode from the dawna time on his website. Makes sense, I suppose, but... WAAAAAAH!

Can I just say: nieuuuuwwwbrrrrggghharse.

That's better.

[rab] Elaboration requested...or at least a pronunciation. :)

Where? [moves to wall]

[DrQ] (i) Spent pretty much the whole afternoon trying to work out if it's possible to embed an MPEG in a pdf using pdflatex. Some comments on mailing lists suggest "yes", but stop short of telling you actually how. (ii) I would suggest somewhere between Goldmember and Father Jack.

[MF] Is that a new Boardo variant you're playing there?

I like the introduction of a bit of Call My Bluff into the Hangman game.

Aaigh! It's down! What are we going to do?

Wonder who did it and how? Just go to bed early!

Their news page (before that disappeared into the ether) said that some people were randomly losing cash, apparently because someone deleted, rather than delisted, Tony Benn...

[GIII] Was it not Nigel Benn?

[Bool] You should have seen the cover I did with Mark E Smith!

As if from nowhere, the shopkeeper appeared.

[Britney] Yarbles, I did it againNAH.

Interesting. It's up now, but all of my shares have dropped like a brick. Have they back-dated all of them?