[Ella] Oh, I dunno. At least the world's finest hairspray brushes out. I just won't get a sweaty brow for a day or two. And my hair stinks.:o/

I once discovered that Savlon is not especially nice toothpaste.

(Then again, maybe not quite as bad as spreading Colgate on a burn ...)

(pen) I can do a boogie-woogie version of Be My Guest (ca 1959) on the piano.

Just been looking back through the Regurgitated Cheddars and my sides are still aching. Long may it continue.

Hello.

Hello, Knobbly. Haven't seen you here before. Is it just your knees?

[Rosie] Is what just his knees? You shouldn't ask questions like that of complete strangers, you know. [Knobbly] Seriously, is it just your knees?

[Rosie]Well, I'm frankly offended if no-one has noticed my previous presence or recent absence - I haven't popped in much over the holiday, but this is my main procrastination site when I'm meant to be working at university. I missed all the bad puns.[Wol and Rosie]I did shorten my screenname from 'Knobbly Knees' because I couldn't be bothered to keep typing it. But, no I don't think they are really.

wrong products first thing in the morning are always a problem. I tried to brush my teeth with my hosuemate's hair gel once. I don't even USE the damn stuff, my hair is LONG, why did I even pick it up?

Québec is still lovely (smirk).

Did you slick them back or tousle them.