[Inkspot] You are a gentleman and a scholar.

Oh, that's 0.67 of a Pink Panther.

That's a Pink Pant, more or less.

[penelope]That's a little brief - and a mental picture that I shall immediately put to on side.

Inkspot] Actually, there was a player between it and the goal, so it was onside anyway.

(Irouléguy) There have to be two players, or at least one and a half.

[CdM] You're trying to get out of a box?

I thought the penalty box was for hockey... or was that prison?

Legoland is great when you get there the only problem is other drivers on the M4. Yesterday there were three accidents on different sections between Hugerford and Slough adding an hour onto the travelling. I am no saint when it comes to motorway driving, recklesly driving over the limit at an average of just under 75mph, but at I abide by lane discipline, overtake; then back to the inside lane. There were just so mannt middle lane dawdlers. They really are the bane of my driving life. Squatting in the middle lane they are a hazard they can be like their own personal mobile roadblock as other drivers attach themselves closely to the bumper. A further irritation of the most blinkered of these drivers is the way they come to a slow moving vehicle in the middle lane then hypnotized staying behind rather than overtake. When will they get it into their skulls that the second and third lanes are for overtaking it is not, inside lane = slow lane and outside lane = fast lane.

[Inkspot] Abso-bloody-lutely. I undertake middle-land dawdlers if I can do it without speeding. I know it's evil, but they have been told time and time again. Pffft.