[Darren] Your words did rather leap off the screen. I laughed and assumed you were in jocular mode. However, I must confess to being more intrigued by your pet goat, especially one that tell its subjunctive from its elbow. DO tell us more ...

Btd] You have my address? I think I'll go hide somewhere before I decide whether to take up your offer...
pen] Aaargh! That's it! People do that and it's HORRIBLE!

Midge Ure is annoying, period! As am I! Riff Raff makes a great alternative to Tinsle at Christmas.

Anyone know why MCiOS is unavailable?

No, since it's perfectly available right now from where I'm sitting.

[BtD] Permission granted. [Chalky] Yes, I was joking. My goat is got by many things.

I'm off to Cyprus for a fortnight. Hopefully things won't go too pear-shaped while I'm away. Have fun, everybody.