Thanks for the recognition, Inkspot. Congrats to those who, after me sitting in No 1 all week, grabbed a big dividend and pushed me down (way, way down) on the table of achievement. Watch out this week, children!     ;-)

*sprays air freshener*.
Just popped in to say I've been a bit poorly but now I'm better :-)

Oh! are you alright chicken?

[Michelle] I have just pandered to one of my inner demons, by ringing telephone number 09011 21 44 07 and voting for you to be evicted; a peace of mind for 25p. Its time you were released from the Big Brother House.

Yip. She has to go.

Yay! I'm going to try to do NO work at all today, if possible.