sounds like something you'd overhear someone saying on their mobile phone. Or rather something you probably wouldn't.

That sounds like a cue for my Moscow story, but then again, it probably isn't.

ZK] go on tell us anyway. But keep it brief and witty.

It's looking a decent choice, but the Beckhams' divis will be pretty high as well. Watch a space...

[rab] £50,000, exclusive. Cheap at the price...

I was on a school trip to Moscow and I was the only russian student there, so everyone was used to me translating everything...we were walking down the Arbat and a man went past three of us, speaking loudly into his mobile phone. I quipped, "Hello! I'm on the train!" And Karoline turned round and said "Really?" ...Wrong for so many reasons....

I've been trying now and then for the last three or four hours. Has the site gone down, or is it just me?

I'll check...