I think that anyone who rides a horse carelessly should be retested and banned for life. Particularly if it looks like a Moomin.

PJ] Do you not think that some of the responsibility should lie at the hooves of the horse ?

..it surely behooves us to at least lay some responsibility at his hooves. (Now I bet you will never hear that sentence again)

[st d] I am not sure. I have never been behooved myself. Perhaps I will form a stronger opinion if I am.

[Projoy] Maybe we could resort to satyr?

Hello. I'm back. Glad to see nothing untoward is happening, apart from Tina's accident of course for which I offer my condolences.

That killed the conversation...

Talking of which, the new diet makes my wee green. It's worth the hideous expense and pain of meal replacements for the entertainment value. [Lib] Any explanation?

reminds me of the 14th at the Royal & Ancient. Tiny tiny tiny and surrounded by bunkers.

[pen] I've never heard of green wee before...... Perhaps you're turning into an alien! I've come across bright red (not good), maroon (not bad) and orange (also not bad), plus the usual normal variations. The other day I saw wee akin to cottage cheese! YUM!

Pills with chlorophyll colour my wee lime green - it looks like it could glow in the dark. BTW, when is Rugby? Have I missed it?

Bool] Rugby is on May 15th, so you've not missed it. However, I am reluctantly attending a school reunion tomorrow (03.04.04) to which I feel urged to remind you, you qualify to attend. Your company would be most welcome, especially if I get to find out why you have to take chlorophyll greenwee tablets.

[Boolbar] That'll be it. Chlorophyll is one of the ingredients in the formulae. I'll be photosynthesising nicely then. Dark reactions, light reactions... *forgets most plant biology*

Can't hold it in any longer: Car pr0n! 15mpg....

[Nik] You don't wanna be driving one of those! You wanna be driving one of these!. This is part of what I do... VIP passes available for my very close friends or see your local press for competition tickets closer to the date! :o)

[Nik] Golly - I do wish I lived near a circuit like that so I could give my TT a good thrash sometime.

[Btd] You didn't know? Good grief, man - get out from under that stone! But, yes, I agree!

After last weeks Celebdaq success of x_sugarbabe_x in reaching the top of Celebrity Mornington Crescent for the first time, it is now the turn of ffiish (aka Graham III) no stranger to the red carpet, the last time, was only in January.

Lol...I keep thinking Ronni Ancona/Lorraine Kelly stylee..."You need a pair of these!"

[pen] always glad to solve life's little mysteries. [btd] 03.03.04? But that's today! and it's 7pm! and I've nothing to wear!

Ooh. Why thank you. Not really been paying too much attention, but it seems that Sven was a good investment. I'm in Europe at the moment (and for the next few weeks) so going to slip rapidly I think. Anyone in the Paris area, Munich area, Prague area? Would love to meet an English speaker! mail:at:graam:dot:me:dot:uk

Offline for 7 days!!!! I have withdrawl symptoms!!!

April 4th. Latrobe, PA: 1 C, snow flurries.

GAAAH!

Today's date is 04.04.04 and you know what? My big sis is 40 today... how's that for planning?

I ONCE SAW A PRODUCER OF CONDOM AT ENERHEN ROAD IN WARRI CARRYING TWO KIDS ON HIS HEAD WHEN I ASK WHY THIS ACTION? HE REPLIED MY CUSTOMERS ARE COMPLAINING OF THE EFFECTIVENESS OF MY CONDOMS AND THESE ARE THE PRODUCTS OF THEIR COMPLAIN. SO.....LOL......HAHAHAHAHAH. DO U THINK CONDOMS PREVENTION OF HIV/AIDS CAN MEET THE CUT OFF MARK.IF YES CONTINUE TO USE THE CONDOM,IF NO PLEASE TRY ABSTENANCE.

Fabulous.

The British weather it brings tears to my eyes just thinking about it. I have 2 days off and the forecast is rain........oh joy and delight abound NOT

[widey] Why not look at it positively? These two days are the only two days you can go out and enjoy the rain with impunity. Get your wet weather gear on, have plenty of hot water waiting at home for a long hot soak, and go out in it. Admire it for what it is - just another kind of weather, no less beautiful than sunshine or fog, but admittedly inconvenient if you're dressed for sometjing else. As they say, there's no such thing as bad weather, just inappropriate clothing. Sorry. I'm on a restricted diet, you know

Mmmm. Bath.

Mrs Becks shares are starting to twitch!!

I'm hanging onto Prince William due to his hopefully high divvies..

pj] Exeter.

Mmmm. Weston-Super-Mare.