Me Cryptic? No. But the pelican has no tomatoes.

Bool] I think our cryptic postings have scared everyone off. Good job I didn't mention the bonfire that our neighbours are having in their swimming pool (no joke). The smoke is making the chickens sneeze!

Hello everyone, it seems I can get into MC5 at last. Whether this is just temporary or not I don't know!

Hooray! Can you email me another traceroute output please?

Well, I'm still here but paradoxically "tracert" now says "Destination net unreachable" after the first entry!

Slow week in the morniverse. **whistles eerily**

Did anyone watch the programme last night about the crisp industry?

Wish I had. Was it good?

[Btd] Well if you were working, why would you need a telly? It was OK. Just surprising how much I knew about crisps. I eat more than I should, but then I don't eat other stuff... much.