mc5 - The Banter Page

If you're wanting to get something off your chest, make general comments about the server, or post lonely hearts ads, then this is the place for you.

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Viola players

(Breadmaster) There is a cruel joke amongst muso's thus: "What do you call a viola player with Grade V1". "Gifted".

ah, viola jokes

What's the difference between a trampoline and a viola? You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline.

there's more!

A conductor and a violist are standing in the middle of the road. which one do you run over first, and why?
The conductor. Business before pleasure.

Ha ha ha ha ha

[ZK] If you want the full set, see here. Also has links to jokes about other musicians.