But what about the said Caramac?

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[T⁴&S, S] Yeah.

"The Banter Page" and "Now its time to play Mornington Crescent" headlines are a bit difficult to read - they're so bold the spaces almost vanish..

[snorgle] Don't see any problem here (Mozilla, 100% text size)