Kicking a dog about in a messy house in Bucks!

UK also..Birmingham also..Sutton Coldfield exactly

[AP] (ignoring the obvious rspca-needing overtones) You just told me it wasn't that bad! :)

Kicking about in a small, scruffy semi in Herts. [Angus - where are you in Bucks? I'm just 500 yards from the county line, sheriff]
[Chalky] It's a laptop on the kitchen table. Very handy for grilling sausages while I surf, although there's never anything interesting left in my fridge. Sometimes I take the laptop upstairs to watch DVDs in bed :o)

[Pen] Does that mean that it is used as an electric frying pan cum hot water bottle? How often do you need to wash the bedding?