(Bismarck) No, not by a clergyman's son on an August Sunday at Dover but by the great Gary Sir Garfield Sobers on an August afternoon in 1968 at Swansea, off the bowling of Malcolm Nash. Serve 'im right. Bloody South Walians.
They've got another five hundred and fifty to go, this could be quite boring. Spam starting like this is like finding a couple of ants in the kitchen - you know there's going to be more along shortly.