[pen][nights] Loving all this, only wish I had the wit to think of this stuff. As I teach music, perhaps I could declare that everyone must turn up with a sousaphone?

[Pablo] Surely you'd insist on a kazoo or Swannee whistle? Let battle commence.

Well, off work for a week. I've celebrated this fact by getting up just as early as ever on a Saturday morning to have a cotton bud inserted into what felt like my frontal lobe. Anyone else had particularly sadistic COVID tests?

(nights) Not a COVID test but can I bid One Prostate Biopsy?

[Rosie] Oh that doesn't sound nice. Hope the results are good!