Oh FFS. Vax-refusing neighbour over the road was ill last week but won't even take a home test - she's convinced there's something on the cotton swabs. There's no helping some people.

(pen) What's her name? Mrs Djokovic?

Well, back to doing some classes online, which pleases absolutely nobody.

[nights] Least of all those of us who have to teach the bloody things

[Pablo] Tell me about it. I had fourteen in my Friday morning class, not a face amongst them. Feels like I'm teaching my houseplants.

[nights] So, much the same as teaching in the classroom then?

[Raak] Somewhat, yes, although I do find that it is frowned upon if I take things to their logical conclusion and teach in my pyjamas.

I have started telling my team that they have to turn up in the video conferences with the most interesting background they can make.

[nights] Have an on-screen hat day. Also, have you tried the 'hold up something green if you agree' or 'hold up something red if you disagree' rapid-fire quizzy-type thing instead of relying on mentimeter or other electronic gizmotrickery?