I take your random chocolate and raise you one banana toastie. I spent a whole dog walk in the rain thinking about it, and made one for lunch when I got in. (Also made a cheese and onion toastie too - it was cold out.)

I don’t actually like chocolate.

There speaks a brave man. Respect, bruv. Er, can I have your bit, then?

I'm not that excited by it either

[Rosie] Considering I live in Belgium, there’s quite a lot to go around, so be my guest.

I have to admit, I prefer a nice fruity pudding or cake to a chocolate one.

Except Battenburg. Marzipan is the Devil's earwax.

In that case, pen, how would you describe spinach purée?

[Rosie] Green. Best stirred into a good, strong curry until it disappears.

I have all kinds of desserts right now. I have Girl Scout Cookies - thin mints, toast yay! (which taste like French toast), Lemonades (lemon shortbread), and shortbread cookies. I always like to buy Girl Scout cookies if I see them being sold by troops or by somebody that I know selling them.

For my snackage, I've got Fritos and Bugles and then some Frito's Bean Dip and Anthony's Cheddar Cheese Powder (mix some in with some of the bean dip).

I also got some pomegranate juice and cherry coke. Put some ice in a glass, a tiny bit of pomegranate juice, and then fill the glass up with cherry coke and that is extremely relaxing. If you put too much pomegranate juice, it becomes too bitter.

[KS] You sound like my granddaughter