[Rosie] You not only approve of the term "chocoholic", you use it yourself? I'm amazed. Does that mean I have to be the one to rant about "chocohol"? 8o)

Chocolate is the one thing that mankind has invented that is worthwhile.

Apart from all the other stuff like antibiotics and heart valves and electronics and like that.

(Stevie, penult) Don't forget that despite a basically intellectual approach to life I can be a bit common. When you've disembowelled "chocohol" have a go at "workohol" - dreadul stuff, ought to be banned.

Well the Pope's noted for being a catholic, so if that word's okay for him...

[SM] Fittingly, your observation has given me an epiphany. His followers must be behind cats being so popular on the internet!

I always try to have chocolate on hand!

I have Girl Scout Thin Mints right now!

(KagShu) Stop it! You exacerbate my cravings!

[KS] Surely any chocolate on hand would melt? It would be better in the mouth. Also, what Rosie said!

I take your random chocolate and raise you one banana toastie. I spent a whole dog walk in the rain thinking about it, and made one for lunch when I got in. (Also made a cheese and onion toastie too - it was cold out.)

I don’t actually like chocolate.

There speaks a brave man. Respect, bruv. Er, can I have your bit, then?

I'm not that excited by it either

[Rosie] Considering I live in Belgium, there’s quite a lot to go around, so be my guest.

I have to admit, I prefer a nice fruity pudding or cake to a chocolate one.

Except Battenburg. Marzipan is the Devil's earwax.

In that case, pen, how would you describe spinach purée?

[Rosie] Green. Best stirred into a good, strong curry until it disappears.