Why not just wake up the old one?

We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas
Not wearing your pants.

(Boolbar) That must have taken you ages. Gwych - deg allan o ddeg.

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Brilliant - 10 out of 10

I confess I copied and pasted it. But I'll take the praise for having to carefully handstuff it with non-breaking spaces to make it line up properly, and the cunning use of the <pre> html tag.

(Simons Mith) I have no idea how a vacancy even happens, I just happened to see that it was open and was surprised, but happy, I could start a game.

(Stevie) I've got some other ideas . . .