After such a period of respectful silence, I propose that we now resume doing what made us all come here in the first place - to celebrate life, intelligence, being funny, and being too-bloody-clever-by-half with words.
You go first.

I shall, penelope.
See, I've done it.

This is the one place that keeps me sane. That and the piano.

For me it's my collection of singing potatoes.

[SM] Are they accompanied by a Maris Piper?

Well they are now...

(Boolbar) V good. But can he do the theme from MASH?

I did wonder what Rosie was doing in the piano.

(Dan) Poking around with a screwdriver, as ever. Got a Yamaha keyboard - no strings attached, and you can play it with the headphones at two in the morning, fortified with a good slug of brandy. Some aspects of life are not bad.