[Rosie] Can you dial up some better weather please?

(pen) I tried but was put on hold. After some Vivaldi a voice advised me to ring in about eight weeks.

But was your call important to The Voice?

S'OK, we've had a couple of days of hot weather and I have decided I don't like it. You can take it away now.

(Stevie) Oh, vital, a veritable sine qua non. Without my call the whole organisation would have folded. I wish.
(pen) Hot weather removals are not as straightforward as you might imagine. The First Law of Thermodynamics ensures that. Give me a decent oven cloth and I'll dump it in the sea off Cape Horn.