[Bismarck] Just a long squeegee for the sails, I think.

That's a song. Or part of a limerick. Or a concept. Not sure.

[pen] It should be a band name.

[pen] Will the staff have to call you "mill-mistress" or is the proper term of servile respect "madame miller"?

I was 49 when I got my first-ever dishwasher. I am now 52, and have just engaged a cleaner. Why the hell didn't I do this years ago when I could barely afford it? It's unbloomingbelievable what a difference it makes. Now I have time at weekends to go and hoover the windmill.