Fine, although it would be nice to create around another 20 hours in the day. Although if that was 20 more hours of being shouted at by the world's loudest six-year old, I might well revise that opinion.

Can we not usefully employ the six year old to shout over Nigel Farage or Trump or something?

Hexamegaphone.

[Phil] Paraphrasing something I just saw on Facebook: If Irma destroys Mar-a-Lago while leaving the rest of Florida unscathed, I will hand in my atheist card.

OS upgraded... is this 'thing' still on?

Another test

(rab) So you speak Czech?

For the first time in I don't know how many years, BT have sent me a "phone book". How quaint!

Yeah, we just got one too. Had no idea where to put it.

I put mine in the bin.

After three years in this house, I FINALLY found a window cleaner to do the ones I can't reach. You cannot imagine how happy this makes me.