[pen] When exploring for grave goods, you need to make sure there is not too much moonlight, that you have good shovels, and the cemetery does not have CCTV security.

(Also, my January was excellent. Perhaps that's the Southern Hemisphere for you. Doing almost no work definitely helped as well.)

[CdM] How many cemeteries do you know that have CCTV?

[pen] I thought everywhere in Britain was now blanketed by multiple CCTV cameras.

[CdM] You ain't seen me, right?

(Actually, you won't have seen me on British CCTV. I don't live there.)

We're going tractor shopping this weekend. The windy miller wants a vintage tractor to use to power the millstones when there's no wind. Probably a Fergie. Cool huh?

Got it. A 70-year old tractor in working order. I've never part-owned a tractor before.

(pen) Pardon my utter ignorance and lack of imagination but how can a tractor power the millstones? Are you going to heave the sails round with it? I'm trying to visualise the setup. You/he could use a diesel generator.