[flerdle] It'll be because you're sensible and give off an air of confidence and capable-ness. And of course, you could blame Mr flerdle for making you drive if there'd been an accident... ;o)

[penelope] I love how your mind works :-D

St d] In fact that is what happened - except there was no balloon and he said "W@NKER" :o)

If walking past my old primary school is representive, kids know words like bol****s and w**ker anyway. In my day 'bum' was rather naughty.

They taught me to spell in those days as well.

Bob] And you have laughed since in teling this story ? I am tempted to turn into a street clown and fake the tourettes.

not that i am particularly bored today or anything, but I just found a googlewhack, and they wont let me post it - I assume because it is deemed rude. Anyway I willshare it here as it is a genuine whack! FELLATED MOHICANS.

St d] Come to think of it - he said that too...

[st d] Are you sure that's a googlewhack? If so I'm really rather surprised.