[Stevie] No, I identified them all as alien spaceships.

(pen, penpenult.) It is spring. Must be - there was a frost here last night but now it's a nice 17°C.

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2014/03/13/the-predictive-results-for-typing-county-into-google/

[Giertrud]
1. Do you always believe what The Poke Says?
2. The only people who type '[county] is ...' into Google are the thickos who don't know anything anyway
3. It's unscientific.
4. Get orf my laaand.
5. Google doesn't cover Wales.

I have stopped wearing bicycle goggles to keep the cold wind out of my eyes, and started wearing them to keep the insects out of my eyes.