[Rosie] If you hadn't added Caernarfon you were going to get e Geordie Handshake ;)

[penelope] Ask Dunx whether he could speak the language when he moved Stateside.

Well, another week has begun with a crash. Literally in our case - someone fell through the ceiling of our office this morning. Guess who's the designated first aider. I am promised the blood will come out of my shirt, or a gift voucher for a new one.

You are lucky, nights, to have met such a generous burglar.

I should have mentioned that the unexpected guest on Monday morning was a contractor... Apologies for the confusion. Apparently he is in hospital but expected to make a full recovery.