[Stevie] Yours must have been cheap stuff then - mine didn't! And besides, my big sister had already moved to the USA 25 years ago. I thought I'd try moving somewhere *where I didn't speak the language*. Yah boo...

(pen) Glasgow? Newcastle? Caernarfon?

[Rosie] If you hadn't added Caernarfon you were going to get e Geordie Handshake ;)

[penelope] Ask Dunx whether he could speak the language when he moved Stateside.

Well, another week has begun with a crash. Literally in our case - someone fell through the ceiling of our office this morning. Guess who's the designated first aider. I am promised the blood will come out of my shirt, or a gift voucher for a new one.