A Christmas continuous verse similar to the inside those wonderful cards in barbed rhyming couplets. The winning move to be played on Boxing Day or soon as possible thereafter. Bah humbug!
Expose all
Rosie - They'll come down like a ton of bricks
snorgle - Our heads cracked open with their kicks
Software - We'll spend the night locked in their cells
Chalky - Then wake up to the sound of bells
penelope - With Anti-Social Behaviour Order
ImNotJohn - Just for taking one camcorder
Raak - To the flicks to pirate "Troy"
Software - They call this Christmas joy?
penelope - As for all the starving millions...
Rosie - (unlike, say, the Old Millhillians)
Raak - "I'm all right Jack" is our motto
Chalky - As we head for Santa's grotto
Software - "Three quid, guv," For some old junk
penelope - Far east tat sold by smelly punk
Rosie - Let's hope it snows - and sod the bookies!
Raak - [Advert break: buy Millie's Cookies!]
Chalky - Time for TV's festive fare
Uncle Korky - Re-runs of Where Eagles Dare
Software - Then adverts for our summer hols
penelope - (It makes a change from chav tart dolls)
Raak - The Wise and Morecambe Show repeats
Software - Will keep us snoring in our seats
Kim - The "Message" from our dear old Queen
Uncle Korky - Would me more fun if done 'obscene'
Uncle Korky - er... be, obviously...
Raak - As dear old Gran nods off to sleep
ImNotJohn - And cherubs through the windows peep
Software - At couples having Christmas gropes
penelope - Dashing all their D.I.N.K.Y. hopes (Double Income, No Kids Yet)
Raak - The turkey only half-consumed
Rosie - daily from the fridge exhumed
penelope - For pies and sarnies, soup and curry
Software - Get salmonella if you don't hurry
Raak - Now the New Years Eve approaches
rab - An infestation of huge cockroaches Unfinished sentence alert
penelope - Gather in huge public places I guess we're talking about revellers here...?
Rosie - to invade our most private spaces
Software - Drunks in fountains and on walls
penelope - And Mornington Crescent's ticket halls. Bah humbug!
Audience - *shouts, screams, generally goes wild for penelope*
penelope - That's enough of that! New Year, new game....
This is the end of the line. There is no more.