penelope - bond street - no caps, no bold, no pack drill. You ain't seen me, right?

Boolbar - is this some strange kind of experiment to try to play mc without anyone noticing? I wouldn't bank on it.

Kim - paddington

Gusset Login - [Boolbar] It's morden we can hope for.

Lib - I thought you all might to know I've just erected a mounment in my back yard. Some might call it a shed, but I would disagree.

Kim - Extensive tree pruning has been carried out in my local area. An ancient oak had one of its largest boughs removed. Some local residents protested, but I thought it was a fair lop.

Bif - i am speaking out on garbage disposal units. i am for 'em.

ZK - Ah, I reckon my vicar would disagree with you and insist on mass recycling. Very environmentally conscious man. Our parson's green, you know.

Gusset Login - I know how that feels, my vicar's always preaching the virtues of recycling as well. Anyone who doesn't put there green bin out get a lecture until he manages to turn 'em green.

Kim - My older son's getting quite good at maths. In measuring the area of a cirle, he's worked out that if you reduce the radius then there's less to square.

Software - When I was young, our local bread shop used to produce special loaves for Haloween, it was a kind of baker's treat.

Gusset Login - Our bread shop tried that one year. He baked laxatives into the bread, we got our own back though. You should have seen the baker loo after we'd done with it.

Bif - Some joker has rigged all the seats in my office with an unpleasant surprise for the owners. When someone sits in one they soon discover the arse-nail the swine left for them.

Blob - [Bif] That's quite a common trick, known colloquially as the pinner.

Lib - My local butcher has been advertising celebrity pork products, he is attempting to make some kind of clap ham? Comm'on, noboy will ever fall for it.

Gusset Login - All the shops around here have there christmas stuff out. Before I moved I never saw a christmas tree up prior to December 12th. I wish I was still in my old street.

Kim - If Cindy can't, Barbie can.

Ella - If Barbie won't, Victoria might.

Ella - Forgive me, that was far too bold. Hope I'm not too unpop'lar.

Knobbly Knees - I've taken up breeding chickens. It's not working very well though; the cock fosters no feelings for any of the hens.

Bif - Bloody hell! Both my neighbours have let the maintenance on their vehicles go for too long, and now every morning I am awakened by the sound of badly adjusted rockers rattling like the Coyote's teeth after a dinner of Acme Earthquake Pills™. My street should be called the Cam Din Road if you ask me.

Gusset Login - There's a big rock in the middle of my vegetable patch. I can't lift it and I hoe round it. I told my friend and he said "You can't hoe 'round? So, hoe square" Frankly I could've killed him for that.

Kim - The lower half of my leg has gone to sleep. Wake up, knee!

Tuj - Kim] I find a good slap with a rolled-up copy of last month's What Ford? magazine generally cures any pins and needles.

Kim - I'm just a sucker for "easy listening" music, such as the Tijuana Brass with Herb Alpert on trumpet.

Bif - My neighbour wants to borrow my Flymo™, but I can't see how my lending it to him will do any good. He concreted over his lawn two years ago.

Kim - I've always been a fan of Laurel and Hardy. I think Ollie is funny, but Stan more so.

Gusset Login - I just met a guy who flies estates around the country. Which is impressive. I mean, I land gardens, but that?! wooo. I am in awe

Kim - I see that the Government is finally going to act on Town Planning loopholes.

Sir Henry - I wasn’t convinced that river crossings could be effeminate until up minced a bridge

Sir George the hesitant - I really do need to move out of my US neighborhood, but pulling up roots might leave some big holes in the English landmass and sink that big island into the sea. *sigh*

Kim - I had steak and kidney pudding for supper last night, with a delicious sauce made of ale.

Sir Henry - "Stop messing about" he cried as Douglas Smith urged him to shut-up. His friend Noly Molestrangler Pia had grown tired of his chants yet still the audience cried:
"Ken - sing to Noly M. Pia"!

Kim - I have to scratch my chin every time I smile. It's terrible having a grin itch.

Sir Henry - Eye of newt and toe of frog, wool of bat and tongue of dog. - since 1606 I have been perfecting my craft - I am indeed an old witch

Irouleguy - "I believe, sir", said Disraeli, "that it is your turn to call for more refreshments." "You are sadly mistaken, my dear sir", replied Gladstone, "it's Liverpool's treat."

Kim - I'm always worried about money. So often, my "borrow" is greater than my "lend". [I feel a denoument approaching for this game.]

Tuj - I always remember to do my facial exercises every day when I wake up, so that I am fully ready to respond to anything that happens. I still haven't got the knack of some of the more obscure Oriental exercises from a book I got on my birthday though - in particular the flexibility required for the Morning Tongue Crescent eludes me.

Audience - *shouts, screams, generally goes wild for Tuj*

Kim - I claim a partial victory on a quantum basis.

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