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The Obligatory Limericks Game
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When the Crescenters arrive at Rab...
Expose more
Expose all
Chalky
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Administered when one gets drunk
Chalky
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If ever you yearn to break free
Rosie
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And sail to Trincomalee
Phil
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Take an old
Galway hooker
irach
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Some distilled Sambuca
Raak
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Weigh anchor, and head out to sea.
Darren
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I swim every day in a pool
irach
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With my sweet rubber ducky - that's cool!
Marc
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We play and get wet
Software
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And sometimes we pet
Chalky
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But mostly we dribble and drool
Rosie
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Summertime, and the living is easy
Software
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But Tony Blair's party's still sleazy
Projoy
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One woman could wreck it:
Kim
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(But it isn't Ms Beckett)
heh
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I hear he's invited Condoleezza
... well, it rhymes when i say it
Tuj
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I think I will live on the streets
Rosie
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Of one of the safe Tory seats
Projoy
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Like Witney, or Stone
irach
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(But not Marylbone)
Marc
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Bag-Lady – no blanket no sheets....
Projoy
- Moving swiftly on, then...
Dear Cupid, my only desire
Software
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Burning deep in my heart like a fire
Rosie
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Is for old Esther Rantzen
Botherer
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To put frilly pants on
*
forced
*
Chalky
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And
*farkle*
before I retire
Projoy
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The day that Prime Minister Brown
irach
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Wore just birthday suit and a frown
Software
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Will have been after Blair
Marc
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Stood all naked and bare
Projoy
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In the centre of Coventry Town
Audience
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*shouts, screams generally goes wild for Projoy*
Marc
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The leaders we've got we deserve,
No more, no less....
Pave
- Nice win there Projoy. Top marks :)
Tuj
- [Projoy] I think I'll be staying at the University today then...
Wolfie
- Til the great dog of war starts to bark
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Software
- I'm having difficulty getting a rhyme with that last line.
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Software
- Ah, that's work.
This is the end of the line. There is no more.