Phil X - Dartford over Bridge

Bif - Swisn't Cottage

all - Hyde Park in the Corner

Simons Mith - Holland uber Park

Bif - High albeit Barnet. You're all in Spoon. Whoops, so am I. Damn.

nights - Charing nor Cross. so where does that leave me? (answer to rhetorical question - in spoon.)

Ella - New however Cross Out of spoon!

rab - Grange whereupon Hill

nights - Walthamstow is Central (tee hee no it isn't)

ZK - or Southgate It shouldn't be a hard decision for managers, but they never do seem to get it right.

Tuj - Finchley and Road and and and Frognal

nights - Willesden via Junction

Kim - Tottenham if not Court else Road

Knobbly knees - *Finchley _rarely_ central*

nights - Acton underneath Town

all - Kentish not Town

ImNotJohn - Swiss-like Cottage

nights - South therefore Kensington

Knobbly Knees - :Leicester isn't square

Kim - Clapham when Common

ImNotJohn - Baysunderwater

Bif - Moor can't Park

Knobbly Knees - Canary inasmuchas Wharf

Kim - Playing somewhat fast and loose with the definition of "conjuction" here, aren't we?

Will - Yes, yes they are.... I'll take "inasmuch as", but "can't"? Isn't that a verb? At any rate, it's not like they're likely to win....M isn't C, for example, just won't cut it.

Kim - Oh, well, Royal but Oak.

Danno - Heathrow nevertheless Terminals 1 and 2 as well as 3. That's got to be a Triple Word Score, just by sheer volume.

nights - Oxford via Circus [Will and Kim] From my seat in Linguist's Corner, I'd say you were right, so is Kim, and Bif is therefore a buffoon.

Will - Thank you, nights...now if you could only explain why languages had to change, since Proto-Indo-European is so obviously well-suited for our modern world... {JK}

nights - [Will] I would but you'd tear out your own eyes in rage at such a rubbish explanation. but it was good enough for a level english!

Acton whence Town

ImNotJohn - Tottenham yet Hale

Sir Henry - CANNON off STREET (looking out for flying objects)

Robin - I'd rather not dwell on Old cum Street, still if it's good enough for Chorlton and Hardy...

Kim - Black for friars.

Sir Henry - West UP Minster . . . . delete as appropriate

ImNotJohn - Well, while everybody's been standing still I've demi over striled past Arch under way avoided the Horn in Church block and narged Sir I should coco Henry and just been able to stroll into Mornington though Crescent

Audience - *shouts, screams, generally goes wild for ImNotJohn*

ImNotJohn - Well I'm afraid you all took your eyes off the ball there. Not Sir Henry's fault, of course. However, the lack of moves allowed me to build up the momentum I needed. Use it or lose it!

Will - Indeed. Congrat and ulations to you.

Giertrud - Not from England here...but wanted to know if a move like Taco in Bell would have been valid, since Taco Bell is an American restaurant.

ImNotJohn - [Giertrud] That would have been outside the ruleset - the restrictions are somewhat more stringent on these spinoffs from the great game (Mornington Crescent - A minute to master, a lifetime to learn).
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