Inkspot - Mandrake's standard 1924 opening Mudcute.

Chalky - Ongars Infamous Denial 1963 - Ongar!

CdM - Really? Mandrake used to play Mudcute?. Anyway, Rotherhithe.

nights - Nights says - always check your spelling. Neasden.

JLE - I prefer Ickenham.

rab - No. Absolutely not. Never go near New Cross Gate when in Knip.

Tuj - Going forth and multiplying at New Cross Gate. Home at Googdge Street.

Uncle Korky - Tuj evidently didn't listen to nights' caution (above). Turnham Green, I say!

Inkspot - Offering a Willow podume, moving to Oval, any takers?

Software - No, but I will go looking for other trees in Northwick Park.

ImNotJohn - Can I just bring things down to earth with Colindale

Darren - Really, you should have played Ravenscourt Park.

LotUS - Ever tried Earl's Court as a counter?

ZK - Seldom, as I find it ricks the line. Meanwhile, in South Wimbledon...

Chalky - Chicanery abounds with an unexpected diagonal shunt to Cannon Street

JLE - Eeeeek! East Ham

ImNotJohn - Nearly there now, but I can only get to Notting Hill Gate, with 4.6 decinudges of driveback.

Gusset Login - Trouble is I can't think of a move other than Tooting Bec which is a little obvious.

nights - now what?

Station Announcer - Initialising; Mornington Crescent.

Audience - *shouts, screams, generally goes wild for Station Announcer*

Tuj - I feel extremely guilty and stupid about not spotting that my move should've started with a G. Sorry everyone! And how I managed to play the same move as rab straight above me without moticing I don't know...

Bob the dog - I didn't motice. Did anyone else motice?