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Time for Beddy Byes Cress
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There is nothing on TV so switch everything off and head for bed and an early night.
And so it begins...
Inkspot
-
[Remote control to hand]
Imminent blank screen
declared.
all
-
[Batteries to Floor]
Remote control
removed from play
LotUS
-
[Cat to floor]
Imminent verticality
declared.
Electric
and
feline
bock potentials raised.
Tuj
-
[Foot to cat]
Vicious projectile motion
induced.
Kim
-
[Other foot to battery]
Horizontal plane
temporarily invoked.
Will
-
[Arms to ceiling]
Imminent yawn
arising.
Speech
and
consumption
portals blocked.
Tuj
-
[Body to ground]
general imbalance
unrectified.
Darren
- [Ground to one foot lower]
rotten floorboards
indicated;
splinters
noted.
plump
-
[Head to Pizza]
Supper remnant overlook
rued.
Will
-
[Body to tub}
Crawl
initialized,
energy reserves
down to 15% optimum.
Tuj
-
[Hand to head]
previous night
remembered,
groan
ensued.
Will
-
[Hand to Faucet]
Supper remnant
removed.
LotUS
-
[Water to floor]
Excessive torque used
declared.
Inkspot
-
[Toilet roll to hand]
soggy mess to pan
expletives to be carried forward.
Will
-
[Toilet roll to shreds]
Insufficient absorbant strength
overwhelmed.
Inkspot
- [Face to floor]
exhaustion limit exceeded
dreams of
Mornington Crescent
declared.
Audience
-
*shouts, screams, generally goes wild for Inkspot*
Kim
- Well, that was fun.
Jon
- Imminent verticality is lame.
This is the end of the line. There is no more.