There is nothing on TV so switch everything off and head for bed and an early night.
And so it begins...
Inkspot - [Remote control to hand] Imminent blank screen declared.
all - [Batteries to Floor] Remote control removed from play
LotUS - [Cat to floor] Imminent verticality declared. Electric and feline bock potentials raised.
Tuj - [Foot to cat] Vicious projectile motion induced.
Kim - [Other foot to battery] Horizontal plane temporarily invoked.
Will - [Arms to ceiling] Imminent yawn arising. Speech and consumption portals blocked.
Tuj - [Body to ground] general imbalance unrectified.
Darren - [Ground to one foot lower] rotten floorboards indicated; splinters noted.
plump - [Head to Pizza]Supper remnant overlook rued.
Will - [Body to tub} Crawl initialized, energy reserves down to 15% optimum.
Tuj - [Hand to head] previous night remembered, groan ensued.
Will - [Hand to Faucet] Supper remnant removed.
LotUS - [Water to floor] Excessive torque used declared.
Inkspot - [Toilet roll to hand] soggy mess to pan expletives to be carried forward.
Will - [Toilet roll to shreds] Insufficient absorbant strength overwhelmed.
Inkspot - [Face to floor] exhaustion limit exceeded dreams of Mornington Crescent declared.
Audience - *shouts, screams, generally goes wild for Inkspot*
Kim - Well, that was fun.
Jon - Imminent verticality is lame.
This is the end of the line. There is no more.