Zooological Keeper - Back to the Osmonds! We have all enjoyed Morningside of the Pants, It Takes Pants, Deep Pants, Go Away Little Pants, Tears On My Pants, You've Got A Friend In Pants, Seasons of Pants, and Soldier of Pants. Then there were the Beatles of course, who came along much earlier with Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Pants. I particularly enjoyed Dancing in the Pants by Martha Reeves and the Vandellas, Light My Pants by Will Young (we don't ask why), Pants Can Only Get Better by D-Ream, and the Christmas List Song by the Pretenders - Don't Get Me Pants.

Z.K. - Ah, the intellectual power. I amaze even myself sometimes. :)

Angus Prune - Didn't the Osmonds also do Crazy Pants? Or am I thinking of someone else?

Zooological Keeper - No, they did. See above (from the Somewhere in Pants album)

Zooological Keeper - (I do know what I'm talking about, really!)

Zooological Keeper - Not to be confused with Crazy in Pants, of course - that was a song by Lingeré (sic) Knowles.

Angus Prune - Wasn't there a song done by Brandy and some other chick called The Pants Are Mine?

Zooological Keeper - [AP] Indeed, her name was Monica. I believe it came out the same year as How Do I Live Without Pants by Leann Rimes.

Angus Prune - That was the theme tune to Con Pants wasn't it? By the way, ever get the feeling everyone else has lost interest?

Zooological Keeper - Just slightly, although it means we can be as stupid as possible. Hoorah!

Zooological Keeper - The Australian Equine soap opera, Neighpants.

Angus Prune - Then there's the actual soap Pantsenders. What? That's not what it's called? Oh well, my mistake!

Zooological Keeper - Coronation Pants - the new vegetarian special at your local Harvester.

Riff - Haven't seen that one, but I'm a fan of Pants Behaving Badly

Zooological Keeper - Ah, a British classic! Never in the same league as Fawlty Pants, but definitely worth catching.

Breadmaster - None of them stands up to One Foot in the Pants, you know.

Zooological Keeper - None? Not Hale and Pants? Dad's Pants? Only Pants and Horses? Whose Pants Are They, Anyway? Four Pants and a Funeral? The Rise and Fall of Reginald's Pants? None of them???

Breadmaster - Well, I might be prepared to admit Hancock's Half-Pants, but that's the only concession I'll make.

Zooological Keeper - Fair enough.

Ibid - Financial Times - No Pants, no comment.

Angus Prune - Steptoe and Pants

Riff - Pantsadder?

Ibid - My goodness, My Pants!
Pants are good for you!
Beanz Meanz Pantz
Pants is it!
Reaches the parts other pants don't reach
Probably the best pants in the world
Vorsprung Durch Pants
The Ultimate Driving Pants
For everything else, there's Pants
Because you're pants

JLE - The Cook, the Thief, his Y-Fronts, and their Lover

barbacoa - Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Pants.

Boolbar - Have we had The Pants Appreciation Society?

My Life In The Pants Of Ghosts

Beth - Olivia Joules and the Overactive Pants.

Bob the dog - Pants! Ah - ahhh.
He saved every one of us.

Breadmaster - Let the floodgates open!
Dispatch War Rocket Ajax, to brrrring back his pants!

Ibid - Pathetic earthlings. Hurling your pants out into the void, without the slightest inkling of who or what is out here.

penelope - Alas, Poor Pants Game. I knew it well. But now it's ****** in favour of something altogether more ****. Will Mornington Crescent see it off the face of the earth? Or has rab set aside a different endgame for this game of *****?

Audience - *shouts, screams, generally goes wild for penelope*

Tuj - Looks like this one's been consigned to the maggots. A valiant effort.

Darren - Pants.

querylady - (to an airport security guard) I'm traveling in my pants!

querylady - In my pants, in my pants Oh, I can't get a man in my pants!

query - Harry Potter and the Pants of Turmoil

Alex - hcjvhxdjhvfjngjcvhm vbnvj

Steev - In Pants, no one here's you scream.

Snodgrass - One flew over the cuckoos pants

KagomeShuko - You can't have love without pants.