Robin - [Tuj] It tarted on 21 November 2003. If you want to heck, you can lick the "expose all" button and look at the first pot.

Tuj - Robin] Tanks.

penelope - It's looking old and ugly now - should we hag on to it? Or create a new bay game in its place?

Dujon - Ceased? I sincerely hope not.

Sir Henry - I think it has matured like a crusty old pot

Kim - I think of it more as an old and much-loved fiend.

Dujon - I love the darkness - so much so that I occasionally pop up to the road of an evening and spend some time tar watching.

Rosie - Boris Johnson is too infantile even for the Toy Party.

Robin - Boris isn't infantile - he's just on another plane. (Dujon's probably seen that plane while tar watching.)

Rim Reaper - Any more for any ore?

ImNotJohn - [RR] We're just arming up. We haven't used up our nine lies yet.

Knobbly - I can't think of one... can I hone a friend?

Dujon - Being homeless means I don't have an are in the world.

Projoy - My trouble is that I could never get the hag of this game. Some people seem to have a head for anagrams; not e. So my view that its tie is over should probably not be taken too much to hear.

Projo - Maybe one could fin a new application or the basic idea: 'Twas the nigh before Christmas, and all through the Ouse (fee fee to ignore this if it's a hit idea).

INoJohn - [rojo] Do you mean we adapt lies from sons? Or should we just use their tiles?

Kim - At Christmas time one should spare a thought for hoeless gardeners.

Projo - I was thinking one might progress through the hole pom by Clement Clarke Moore, lie by lie... (thus continuing Not a creature was sirring, not even a muse) and so on.

Tuj - Sounds a goo idea... may I provide ink?

Rosie - (Kim) . . . and navvies who can't even afford their own hovel.

ImNotJohn - Not to mention street-sweepers dealing with the extra garage with only a bush.

Dujon - I'm glad I don't live in the U.S. of A.. When tornadoes run through the mid-west they have huge ranches land in back yards. Here we just have eaves cluttering up the place.

Kim - *sings* - "You say tonadoes and I say tonahdoes...."

Dujon - I've been told all my life that money, like tomatoes, doesn't grow on trees. I dispute this. I have also been told that owning a house is like money in the bank. Where do you find houses? Lined up in trees. I rest my case.

penelope - Take a tip: Mornington Crescent

Audience - *shouts, screams, generally goes wild for penelope*

penelope - good game, good game, but it needs a beak.

ImNotJohn - And anyway we can always keep this going under the lie.

Software - It ain't over till the fat lady sins.

penelope - [softers] are you calling me pump?

ImNotJohn - How could anyone thin such a thing?

itchcock - alfrdd hitchcock is totally hot

itchcock - http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/Bellybutton.jpg

Kim - [Itchcock: read it and wee!]

Irouléguy - Kim] Don't be so cruel - he's just showing off his age.

Kim - Astonishing scenes at London Zoo, following the kidnapping of a rare Golden-tailed Tamarind. The kidnapper establised a video-link with the zoo by mobile phone to make his ransom demand. During the negotiations, desparate for the return of this rare and beautiful specimen and willing to pay any price, the keeper, a Mr Maguire, was heard to yell at the kidnapper: "Show me the money, show me the money, SHOW ME THE MONEY!".

Rosie - At another zoo, after a spectacular thunderstorm, they are selling T-shirts with the inscription "We have seen the ions of Longleat".

Irouléguy - And a new zoo near Rotherham is being advertised with the slogan: "The tigers of Wath are wiser than the horses of instruction".

RedSnapper - I hear that the new zoo's pubic parking lot is located near the lama exhibit, which is in between the cage holding the panters and the aviary with the puffins, canes and cots.

irach - The new Marie Park, however, is where one can see Wales, sharks, jellyish, sea-hores and coal reefs.

Kim - My client, a Mr Bun, is pleased with me. I have just helped him set up an online baking facility.