Darren - Doctors are in uproar over help given to a band of guerilla fighters at the vertical Toden Arakawa Line tram service in Tokyo.

Darren - Det lyt ein gong fyrst vera.

plump - Vera turn the light on first.

nix gigt's, fisch gibt's!

Zooological Keeper - We are the knights who say Ni! We give you a herring with which to cut down the mightiest tree in this forest!

securus licet Aenean Rutulumque ferocem committas, nulli gravis est percussus Achilles aut multum quaesitus Hylas urnamque secutus

snorgle - Sexy licences are available from the Ferocious Reticulan Anal committee, but these don't cover beating out people's brains or multiple quantum urn sucking.

Caro dio, sesso me del high. Vorrei credere nella vostra nota. Addestrilo prego calorosamente. Dio, uno da potere me da venire!

Angus Prune - My dear, I want to join the mile high club. It will up my street cred and yours. You'll burn off calories! Dear, please, come with me a moment!!!! (said in increasingly desperate voice to an air steward before the passenger was arrested. In her defence, she said she meant she could eat a mile high club biscuit as she was hungry)

Varmista mukava matka: aja autosi junaan. Varaa paikkasi ajoissa

Raak - 'Tis a misty, moisty morning: I must take the car to June, where I shall park joyfully.

nemo me impune lacessit

Zooological Keeper - (Marlon) Him, my little Nemo, has left!

rubet auditor cui frigida mens est criminibus tacita sudant praecordia culpa

Software - Worldcom auditors are cold men with criminal tendancies who will deny anything is their fault.

valse hoop nooit open deuren

Darren - It's not Hoop Night, so open the door!

O bob trwm, trymaf henaint.

Riff - Oi, Bob, it's your turn -- I moved to Hainault.

Quid pro quo

Kim - Tit for tat

ketam menyuruh anaknya berjalan betul

barbacoa - Budge, Alan, fetch your anorak, get many euros and bet them all.

Pie Jesu, Pie Jesu, Pie Jesu, Pie Jesu, qui tollis peccata mundi, dona eis requiem

Rosie - Pies, pies, pies, for Christ's sake. We've pecked at them since Monday. Let's finish off those kebabs.

Vedi Napoli e poi mori.

Tina - Get a nap and have more poi.

Wie der Acker, so die Ruben,wie der Vater, so die Buben.

Angus Prune - What do Acker Bilk, Ruby Wax and an old fart have in common?

Pana la sfarsitul acestui an ne propunem sa cream si o retea de corespondenti

Chalky - Pan those farcical ancestors for failing to use proper salad cream to seal their correspondence.

Una furtiva lagrima

barbacoa - secret legroom

os mundi donare flammas et sulfurum minarit - cave quattor equites ultimae exstinctionis!

Raak - Our mouth gives forth flames and sulphurous minerals - in the cave where share dealers find their ultimate extinction! (From a description of the circles of Hell.)

Liberté, eqalité, fraternité!

Angus Prune - Free kick - equaliser - oh brother! (From the commentary on the '98 World Cup)

Angus Prune - Oops, my move.
När kunderna som drabbats protesterat har de mötts av hot om indrivning och stämningar

Zooological Keeper - Don't condemn some lifeless bats - a rat is picketing John Motson, now a hot Buddhist who refuses to drive Scottish cars that stutter. (A letter written to Ally McCoist by a Ukranian fan with a particularly bad dictionary)

dura lex sed lex

Angus Prune - Durex - made from legs.

Oppmøtet var også lavere enn regjeringen hadde håpet

Raak - This motet shows you how to wash your pet's hat in the rain.

ante bellum

plump - I implore you O sister of my proud father to please call them soonest

Danka zrob-co, bo cie zdupcza

barbacoa - Thankyou to Robbie and gang - when the crowds say Bo! Selecta

Ne pas mélanger piles neuves et usagées

Angus Prune - Please don't use melon scrapings on your piles

Muihin konsertteihin myydään lippuja kunkin tilaisuuden järjestäjän valitsemassa lippu

Raak - My concert teeth have slipped down the back of the sofa.

By way of the merest hint of a suggestion that a certain stage may have been reached:

Croissant à la Matin-Tonne

Riff - Hmm, that looks familiar... French, is it? Let's see, morning... ton... croissant? Something about breakfast?

I'm stumped.

Dujon - A worry, my fine friend - I wonder whether they are toasted or roasted? Nevertheless, it's the weight that bothers me! Then again, it could be something to with Easter?

I too shall retire.

Bubbled and Squeaked (Bouillonné et grincé) - Mornington Crescent

Megaphone - I say, Mornington Crescent!

Audience - *shouts, screams, generally goes wild for Megaphone*

Auntie Donna - Hearing good things about you. Although after reading this web sight I realize you are totally off the wall!!! Uncle Bill said it's not inherited, but I'm not sure about that!. Hope all is well with you, and enjoy your Christmas season.

SARDAR - I WANT MALE SEX TOYS FRE WITHOUT CASH

SARDAR - SEX TOY

maddog - Any chance the game may start up again ? Quite intriguing indices to the streams of certain consciousnesses. And whence Angus Prune these days ? Have missed him since the dear ISIRTA days.

Darren - Yeah, this was a good game. Might be worth beginning a new incarnation of it.

hi - ff

Raak - ff: musical sign meaning to whistle the marked passage.

yOLnVlpLxwGGxg - map.txt;10;15