mc5 - A Sticky End

....and so it begins

Expose all

Pablo - Such as strangling Dubya with a cast-off winding sheet

Phil - But first of all, he could not stall; a lavvy he must find

Bismarck - And preferably with paper, to wipe his large behind.

KagomeShuko - He knew of places he could go, but none were very secret

Giertrud - but he found one stocked with rocks and even with a free jet.

Bismarck - And in that jet was a toilet, where relief might well be found

Pablo - (If only it was not ten thousand feet above the ground)

Rosie - At such a height, it should be known, one's flatus is explosive

gil - And any fallout that ensues is strangely quite erosive

KagomeShuko - But he didn't care if he caused any natural disasters

Giertrud - He thought they could be fixed with a mix of gauze and plasters

Pablo - And also he'd forgotten a vital law of motion

Rosie - Of Isaac Newton's axioms he simply had no notion.

gil - So from a hidden pocket, he took a golf umbrella,

KagomeShuko - And he stuck it into a giant bowl of jella

Giertrud - He added creams to it, namely whipped and shaving

Rosie - To most he must sound mad indeed, not to say raving.

Pablo - And furthermore he added, from inside his secret bag,

Giertrud - A glitter-covered g-string and a dirty, oily rag.

KagomeShuko - He ate up the concoction with a loud and loathsome gulp

Bismarck - Like that emitted by a frog as it's squashed to a pulp.

Pablo - And then, from out his innards came a most unusual sound

Dujon - Something like an ice-cream van, doing its summer round

KagomeShuko - He thought, "that's strange, for beans I did not eat,"

blamelewis - "And what might this miasma be, now creeping round my seat?"

Bismarck - 'Twas far too late, for vengeful Fate gave him what he deserved:

Pablo - As the implications struck him, he was terribly unnerved

Dujon - But would not yield so grabbed his shield and sallied forth to fight

KagomeShuko - But as he proceeded, his left leg didn't feel quite right

Giertrud (This is hard to do from my phone) - He then came notice a fissure near his thigh

Pablo - Several inches long, and a centimetre high

blamelewis - From out the cleft there trickled forth a dark and noisome issue

Superman - Which was left unstaunched although he used many a Kleenex tissue

Blob - The trickling liquid oozed and spread and noxious fumes arose

Pablo - Which grabbed him by the throat, then crept right up his nose

KagomeShuko - His lungs were filled with poison gas

Software - Then he spotted a buxom young lass

Chalky - (allow me to join - thus preserving rhythm)
With lungs full filled with gas he then espied yon spotted lass
'Get me oxygen!' cried he 'And I will let you pass'

Chalky - Three months later - help arrived but all was quiet and dead

Corpse'd bin laden on the ground the feet due west of head.

The End

Raak - Thank you Chalky!

Audience

*shouts, screams, generally goes wild for Raak*

This is the end of the line. There is no more.