A fast-moving weather pattern is crossing through the skies. Can we complete an overground game - based on station doorways - before we have to take avoiding action? [Avoiding action means either manning the lifeboats, buying one of those cheap umbrellas that last for one shower before being dumped upside-down in lamppost-mounted litter bins like crucified cormorants, or diving for cover in an underground station and being forced to change lines.] Usual winning move.
And so it begins...
Showerproof. let's see how long *that* lasts.
Usual opening move for me. Under the canopy at Rickmansworth
I'm sure there's a lightweight cagoule in the bottom of my backpack
Under one of the Purley Oaks
Tempted to strip naked, as skin is waterproof
But taking no risks, hiding under Marble Arch
Pissed as usual in the Potters Bar.
Rain running down my neck.
Denmark Hill on the edge of the platform.
And I thought it was rainy in New York
Taking shelter beneath the ramparts of the Elephant & Castle.
Sunny all day here
Mornington Crescent
Audience
*shouts, screams, generally goes wild for Simons Mith*
This is the end of the line. There is no more.