An annotated list of recently discovered elements to add to the periodic table.
Roadieum
Mostly found in rock formations. Capable of absorbing its own atomic weight in carbon-attached hydroxyl group compounds, but tends to sweat and emit a noxious odour when subjected to energy.
Sillycon
An element often used by dirty, rotten scoundrels.
Chimchimony
The special name for an isotope of Shermanium.
Requium
An element that is, sadly, no longer in existence.
Meum and Tuum
A pair of closely related elements which only honest chemists can separate.
Henricrum
A substance that is very rarely available, as you can't get the wood, you know.
Proactinium
Useful element in most experiments. When treated with care, will remind you of the date of the experiment, set up the lab beforehand and write up the notes afterwards. Can get overexcited. Occasionally becomes unstable. [Projoy] Top notch.
Auntiemoney
An element often inherited from a parent's spinster sister.
Harmonium
An element for which the number of neutrons in each isotope is an integer multiple of the number of neutrons in the smallest isotope
Desideratum
The element that everyone wants.
Offwivum
Element used in the construction of Carion films.
Arsonic
Highly combustible element, favoured by fire setters.
Gophur
An element you can get to do anything.
Sliver
The thinnest element known to science.
Led
An element used in the manufacture of zeppelins.
Nowyusium
An element with an extremely short half-life.
Nosium
An element with an even shorter one.
Adnausium
An element with an extremely long half-life.
Pedigrichum
An element found in conjunction with tin, forming a lumpy, jelly-like consistency. Found in Barking and the Canary Isles.
Conundrum
An element whose physical and chemical properties are hard to fathom.
Schrodium
An element placed with a cat in a sealed box.
Dadadadum
The fifth isotope of Symphonium, discovered in early 19th century Germany, but in a bizarre irony, it's first practical use was as part of the United Kingdom's war machine in world war two.
Poppadum
An element that is most frequently produced in Indian kitchens
Numbum
Not an element, but the stuff that church pews are made of.
Selleasium
A product that flies off the shelves.
Potisyum
An element used widely in Rastafarian circles.
Aregone
A product that has flown off the shelves.
Aragon
A Group (Henry) VIII Element.
Aragorn
The noblest of noble gases.
Odium
The most hated element.
Avalon
A magical element which will be discovered in Britain's hour of need.
Compendium
An element which has the characteristics of all the other known elements.
Effluvium
An element that decays unpleasantly.
Ilium
A metal whose atomic weight is measured in troy atomic mass units (= 1.097 Imperial a.m.u.s).
Capon
An element of no interest to hens.
Aquarium
The hidden bonding element in water.
Quorum
Element produced once a committee reaches critical mass.
Speculum
An element that can be found in places you didn't know you had places.
Paragon
The perfect embodiment of an ideal element.
Morningtonium
The very last element in the periodic table.
Audience
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