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The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated
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And so it begins....
Expose more
Expose all
Simons Mith
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A mixture my grandmother taught
Tuj
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Though she'd also opine
Raak
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That strawberry wine
Rosie
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Was poison, and lands you in court.
Projoy
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Be awatch, for the tigers may come
Software
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Sneak up and bite on your bum
Simons Mith
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If they come from the side
goldfinch
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You’ll be swiftly de-thighed
Chalky
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Leaving one buttock startlingly numb
CdM
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The most perfect example of karma
Chalky
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Occurs if one unmasks a llama
Simons Mith
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When their cover is blown
Raak
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They despairingly moan
Software
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They love to make it a drama
Simons Mith
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Alpacas are much more relaxed
Rosie
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E'en when their patience is taxed
Projoy
- Can I suggest a tweak?:
Though their patience must sorely be taxed
By the wool in their eyes
CdM
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And so it's no surprise
muttleee
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That they're calmest when recently waxed
Pablo
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So may we now welcome the spring?
Raak
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Or is it but premature bling?
CdM
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Should we really focus
Bismarck
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On tulips and crocus
Projoy
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Late April, O where wert thy schwing?
CdM
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Although last month was awfully cruel
CdM
- Often I come back and re-read these lines, and find the scansion/stress in my head is less clear on the page. :(
Although
last
month was awfully cruel
Software
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So cold it used up my fuel
Raak
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("...
all
my fuel"?)
The forecast's Set Fair
Projoy
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For somewhen; for somewhere
Chalky
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So will now head south-east to Kitzbühel
Bismarck
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Take one pound of self-raising flour
Projoy
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And some free range eggs into the shower.
Chalky
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Add dandruff shampoo
goldfinch
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And a bath bomb or two
CdM
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Then bake Gas Mark 4 for an hour
Projoy
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I unwisely deployed a molossus
Rosie
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A poetical speed-bump to boss us
(Pj) That was
difficult
Bismarck
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The confounded thing
Chalky
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Took an almighty swing
Projoy
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And impacted my smarting probscis
When it's Friday you don't seem to know it
Chalky
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Then you're told it's the Day Of The Poet
Why not take a stand?
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