And so it begins....
Simons Mith - A mixture my grandmother taught
Tuj - Though she'd also opine
Raak - That strawberry wine
Rosie - Was poison, and lands you in court.
Projoy - Be awatch, for the tigers may come
Software - Sneak up and bite on your bum
Simons Mith - If they come from the side
goldfinch - You’ll be swiftly de-thighed
Chalky - Leaving one buttock startlingly numb
CdM - The most perfect example of karma
Chalky - Occurs if one unmasks a llama
Simons Mith - When their cover is blown
Raak - They despairingly moan
Software - They love to make it a drama
Simons Mith - Alpacas are much more relaxed
Rosie - E'en when their patience is taxed
Projoy - Can I suggest a tweak?:
Though their patience must sorely be taxed
By the wool in their eyes
CdM - And so it's no surprise
muttleee - That they're calmest when recently waxed
Pablo - So may we now welcome the spring?
Raak - Or is it but premature bling?
CdM - Should we really focus
Bismarck - On tulips and crocus
Projoy - Late April, O where wert thy schwing?
CdM - Although last month was awfully cruel
CdM - Often I come back and re-read these lines, and find the scansion/stress in my head is less clear on the page. :(

Although last month was awfully cruel
Software - So cold it used up my fuel
Raak - ("...all my fuel"?)
The forecast's Set Fair
Projoy - For somewhen; for somewhere
Chalky - So will now head south-east to Kitzbühel
Bismarck - Take one pound of self-raising flour
Projoy - And some free range eggs into the shower.
Chalky - Add dandruff shampoo
goldfinch - And a bath bomb or two
CdM - Then bake Gas Mark 4 for an hour
Projoy - I unwisely deployed a molossus
Rosie - A poetical speed-bump to boss us (Pj) That was difficult
Bismarck - The confounded thing
Chalky - Took an almighty swing
Projoy - And impacted my smarting probscis
When it's Friday you don't seem to know it
Chalky - Then you're told it's the Day Of The Poet
Why not take a stand?
B I P HR