Emails sent out by corporations have standard virus/disclaimer/copyright notice, but they could be customised....
And so it begins...
Inkspot - The first requiring its very own is The England Football team

The views expressed in this email are a team effort which have been screened for strategy ...

Raak - An email from any political party:
Regardless of the use of sentences in this document, nothing herein shall be interpreted as asserting the truth of any proposition.
Inkspot - Endemol makers of Big Brother
These instructions form part of a virus check task should they fail you will be infected.

Audience - *shouts, screams generally goes wild for Inkspot*
Inkspot - Some are just not meant to be.
This is the end of the line. There is no more.