A Christmas continuous verse similar to the inside those wonderful cards in barbed rhyming couplets. The winning move to be played on Boxing Day or soon as possible thereafter. Bah humbug!
Rosie -
They'll come down like a ton of bricks snorgle -
Our heads cracked open with their kicks Software -
We'll spend the night locked in their cells Chalky -
Then wake up to the sound of bells penelope -
With Anti-Social Behaviour Order Raak -
To the flicks to pirate "Troy" Software -
They call this Christmas joy? penelope -
As for all the starving millions... Rosie -
(unlike, say, the Old Millhillians) Raak -
"I'm all right Jack" is our motto Chalky -
As we head for Santa's grotto Software -
"Three quid, guv," For some old junk penelope -
Far east tat sold by smelly punk Rosie -
Let's hope it snows - and sod the bookies! Raak -
[Advert break: buy Millie's Cookies!] Chalky -
Time for TV's festive fare Software -
Then adverts for our summer hols penelope -
(It makes a change from chav tart dolls) Raak -
The Wise and Morecambe Show repeats Software -
Will keep us snoring in our seats Kim -
The "Message" from our dear old Queen Raak -
As dear old Gran nods off to sleep ImNotJohn -
And cherubs through the windows peep Software -
At couples having Christmas gropes penelope -
Dashing all their D.I.N.K.Y. hopes (Double Income, No Kids Yet) Raak -
The turkey only half-consumed Rosie -
daily from the fridge exhumed penelope -
For pies and sarnies, soup and curry Software -
Get salmonella if you don't hurry Raak -
Now the New Years Eve approaches rab -
An infestation of huge cockroaches Unfinished sentence alert penelope -
Gather in huge public places I guess we're talking about revellers here...? Rosie -
to invade our most private spaces Software -
Drunks in fountains and on walls penelope -
And Mornington Crescent's ticket halls. Bah humbug!
Audience -
*shouts, screams, generally goes wild for penelope* penelope - That's enough of that! New Year, new game....
This is the end of the line. There is no more.