Cheddar Gorge but with each 'sentence' no more than 30-40 moves, no minimum!!
And so it begins...
Kezar - somehow (did someone mention pornography?)
Thrax - confuses (Heh. A friend of mine - yes, amazingly I have them - once had a most astounding idea when he was stoned. You know those magic eye pictures? Well he wanted to create one that was vastly pornographic. I say vastly. This is because his idea was that if he could get a job as an architect, he thought it would be a rambling wheeze to design an entire city, which, if viewed from a sufficient altitude - ie in space - would appear as a picture of two people shagging. The key, apparently, was to place lots of tower blocks in close proximity, and give each one a different coloured roof. They'd act in the same way that pixels make up a picture on a computer screen. What a twisted mind.)
CdM -
the *all rights reserved* blamelewis -
members. (19 moves, unless the comma counts... so I hope it's not a liberty to begina new sentence - perhaps it could follow on thematically?) [Thraz] What a great idea - we'd have astronauts all going crosseyed staring back to earth...
Soliloquising rab -
of (hurrah! a game I can play)
Blob -
Condomine (he says, blithely)
Ibid -
in [Puckoon] This is the second something start in three games..
Puckoon -
might well it worked, we have "something" different.
penelope -
Bbbzttt!! Invisible punctuation detected! I move a re-start.
snorgle - well, ok, since nothing is happening.
No-one PaulWay -
foreign (ok I'm pretending to be a bearded Australian, but I think this was the right move -- rab)
DrQu+xum -
, time I hope someone sees where I'm going with this.... penelope - [CdM] I wanted to put...
Mansoon blamelewis - [pen] will it help if I say
official ?
penelope -
Embarassment have I spelt it right? ogodogodogod...
DrQu+xum - I feel like I should write a story for that headline ... :)
Golden rab -
showers [DrQ] Nothing stopping you... penelope -
circles [ISP] Nice to see you again :o)
I Say, Porter! - [pen] nice to be back [MF] appropriately for this thread, it's p*ssing down :-D
rab -
only [ISP] How could I play anything else?
rab -
Edwina's (ok someone had to do it)
Puckoon -
Kippers [Dr.Q] Edwina's what?
rab -
in [Puckoon] period, presumably.
taxi! Lib - (That was meant to be bold, but you guessed that!) will try again....
I Boolbar -
are - [DrQ] Guerilla it is then.
rab -
of (always pleased to be of service)
Lib -
.(Not feeling very eloquent today and can only manage a full stop!)
rab -
of (a pleasure to service you all once again)
Kim -
the [Did I miss some invisible punctuation in the last game?]
DrQu+xum -
possessions. Keeping it out of West Virginia as much as possible.
rab -
the (I seem to have got a position at Articles-R-Us®)
penelope -
in Hmmph. All dressed up and no-where to go with this one but to stay 'in' penelope -
thrips Anyone had to wipe their screen and keyboard clear of spittle yet? Chalky -
throstle-cocks . . . I'm keeping schtum, pen.
Uncle Korky -
Gygax ... now, there's a blast from the past...
Raak - On second thoughts...
tails.
penelope -
coquettishly or
quaintly, whichever you prefer
Darren -
Burgers (assuming that was the end of the q... sentence)
Rosie -
DVD's (apostrophe not possessive)
Darren -
,creating (acknowledged, Rosie)
penelope -
there! what the hell does this mean?
Fantasy snorgle -
or well, i thought we get could all philosophical about time, but who knows? :D Darren -
tongue! (for those tired of speaking German)
Wol -
vengeance oooh, poesy! Rosie -
cauterises, (Wol) Get 'er!
Chalky -
windscreen non oblig. Kim -
out (Missing "and", methinks?)
Chalky -
in . . . yes Kim - it's a bit of a mess. Last word anyone?
Rosie -
spots. (Oblig). Didn't see simulpost warning.
Software -
(Horray!) - for those of us who remember :-)
Software -
were - have to agree with you Chalks. Back in the '70's they used to be resident "entertainers" in Jersey nightclubs.
(Chalky -
er .. my intention was to end the sentence with the underline. Hope that was clear. ) Kim - (Invoking a capital letter and an apostrophe into Software's move, giving
We'reall Inkspot -
for (is M
AD an abbreviation?)
Software -
dinner.bleary eyed first thing, especially as I am on my reserve specs, the main ones broke yesterday afternoon. Blind as a bat, at present.
Software -
guaranteed -[thought of ending it with TB, but that seemed a bit terminal.
Boolbar - Let's try again in bold
"Ooooh!" Kim -
breath. That's quite enough of that!
footnote -
funnyfunnyfunnyfunnyfunnyhehehehe*lotsa laughter* - Chalky [who is easily amused].
Lib - Oops, put the line before my full stop. Is a bit late but here it is.
.
Laundry Rosie -
baskets (Lib) 6 of the 7 oaks that gave the town its name were flattened in the gale on 16 Oct '87.
penelope -
other sorry to force the hand of whoever follows, but this could become interesting...
Darren -
than I had a feeling this would happen, hehehe
Rosie -
those Temporising.
Tuj -
cluck just laughed out loud at the previous 4. Bravo! Chalky -
suppress. . . . you can come back now, penelope!
Dujon -
wonderful ...
NOTE: This is a personal opinion and in no way should be construed as a slight upon any product marketed under the name of 'Happy', 'Meals' or 'Happy Meals'. In fact I had a wonderfully Happy time just the other day whilst enjoying a Meal constructed - with my unwilling help - by my good wife. It was the washing up that took off the edge!
Chalky -
, whilst ... failing miserably to find a conjunction with 'eez' in it penelope -
famine Sorry, I can't resist the rhyme thing. Rosie -
during (Darren) Might explain a few things.
Dujon -
Blaine. ...
Thank the Lord!
Kim -
Dan(153rd incarnation, don'tcha know..)
Rosie -
enhancement (oblig.)
Rosie -
At - - (Chalky) Ain't that some fancy liquor? :-)
Dujon -
plates ...
You betcha, Rosie, nectar of the Gods. Lib -
IBS.
(aka irritable bowel syndrome, potentially worse than IDS!).
Uncle Korky - Oops. Didn't sopt the line, there... was looking for a full stop... Let's start a new one instead.
DrQu+xum -
Hansje Sorry, sorry, sorry... Rosie -
Cronje For mis-spelling Hansie? :-)
KH -
Whoops - meant to say 'Starting', but never mind...leave it to stand! Chalky -
catacombs, .. potentially a place that one might want to stare wildly into? KH -
Where did that line come from???? KH -
I There we go - that didn't hurt did it? Tuj -
Bring it seemed the kindest way out... penelope -
toothpaste kind? we're not here to be kind Dujon -
down! ... ...
It's an old anti-consumerism chant ... I used pumice stone - works like a treat - three weeks and your early morning/evening and lunch time woes are banished forever. I've still got mine somewhere if anyone is interested - well I don't need it anymore (anyway the plastic sticks to my tongue!) ... :-)
[Chalky -
Is it just me, or is this sentence a load of cobblers? :-) ] [Chalky -
I'm tempted to draw a line and move along swiftly, but perhaps it would be more polite to leave it for someone who has contributed to the mess :-) *smug face*] penelope - s=damn, I forgot the fullstop.
. penelope -
alignment all a bit
factual innit?
penelope -
suck leaving it open... I can see a way out!
Angus Prune - ~~Confused - we appear to have a line. Is 'with' a new one, or is the line a mistake?
Software -
with dunno how that line jumped in unless it was a simulpost.
Kim -
-out.
Mercy killing.
Riff -
Er... I can't make sense of that. Can I interject a which before Software's 'are'? Kim - *
Bzzzt!* [Fuzzy] Only one word at a time allowed. I'll take your word as "is" and provide the
good Chalky - and I'll supply the
for Beth -
llamas (anyone reading the limerick thread?)
rab -
of In Chedders as in women, I like the easy ones Rosie -
all Softers, you're a bloody sadist, man.
Software -
chambers. had to be done, Rosie ;-)
Rosie -
between (Softers) Nowt wrong wi' it, lad!
Rosie -
, surprise. N.B. Carry on. Breadmaster -
Poland. Any resemblance to any real student quiz team is purely satirical.
blamelewis - Eights (well, it's that time of year... lots of choccies and no urge to cook!)
penelope - damn, forgot the full stop, so here it is
.
penelope -
reader's greengrocer's apostrophe? You decide! Kim -
. [Pen]Far be it from me....
Breadmaster - [Thrax] These are
mini cheddars! That sentence is over. Allow me...
Unfortunately ZK - *sighs* scratch "on"
Thrax -
out Breadmaster, yes, I understood that sentence was over. That's why my entry - "Unfortunately" - began with a capital "U". Equally unfortunately, I don't know the HTML for that line-thingy. Perhaps this is why what I had put appeared ambiguous?
DrQu+xum -
on (c) ZK. [Thrax] The line is <hr>.
Breadmaster -
rarely [Thrax] I apologise, for some reason I thought you were continuing the
thought, albeit in a new sentence, if you see what I mean.
Thrax -
appears No problem, Bredmaster.
My apologies if I appeared pedantic. Doc, my thanks once again. I'll try to put your "tip", as it were, to good use.
Kim -
without I assume we are talking about Mr Luther Ans....
DrQu+xum -
watermelons. Don't ask me to explain this.
snorgle -
wantonly Self-explanatory, DrQu+xum! Rosie -
from Anybody know "Watermelon Man" - a 16-bar blues? Software -
Gary [Rosie] Yes, Manfred Mann did a version, among others. Written by Herbie Handcock and Jon Hendricks.
widey -
cars (and if u want to hear some average sounding tunes visit http://www.papalazarus.com)
Breadmaster -
Watermelon [Rosie] I have the late, great Alexis Korner's version. Funky! Not what I call blues, though.
Rosie - (insert apostrophe)
appetites (BM) Don't know that one, but it's certainly best as Funk rather than Swing. I've heard a Big Band version of it several times (don't know the arranger) and it goes well with plenty of space for solos but I've never played it with any Big Band I've been with.
nights -
after this isn't going to end well... Rosie -
wife, (nights) Could do, if we maintain historical integrity.
ZK -
other riiiiiight....
Chalky -
majesticer. hmm ... that
was going rather well
Rosie -
fights (Chalky) Am I right, or merely paranoid, in assuming that you had hoped that my penultimate post would have been a certain prime number?
Chalky -
game [Rosie] I don't fink I was pre-hemptin' anyfink acksherlee :-)
Rosie -
(full stop) This Cheddar has gone mouldy. (Chalky) I believe you, as ever.
Rosie -
of Someone has insert the nuts and bolts, don't they? Rosie -
- - - - I'll just insert a "to" in the above, and use Preview at bit more. Tuj -
- - - - I'll just blush, and try to use my brain a bit more Rosie -
somehow ©G. Garden.
Rosie - Well, thats f****** it.
Rosie -
hot. (Inkspot) Assuming you didn't mean the underline, as there's no full stop. This underline is meant. :-)
Rosie -
(.) Let's have this one humanely put down.
Software -
feather. I feather, You feather, he, she or it feathers....
rab - Bzzt! "a" counts as a single move in this game.
blue bananas -
I'd just like to point out that although I *was* responsible, on joining, for the pseudonym explosion a few months ago while I selected my moniker, whatever that string just was was not down to me. Rosie -
into Oblig., more or less Kim -
somehow © G Garden Esq Rosie -
lasted. Oblig? :-)
Rosie -
earth. Has to be.
Snodgrass -
right [There was a temptation to full stop at that point but I dont want to record the shortest contribution so lets see where we go.]
Tuj -
, Enid Attack of Clement Freud's recent disease, the list Darren -
(omitting to supply a word as Rosie put two in) Rosie -
and (Darren) Most gentlemanly. :-) Must've thought I was back in MCPants playing Double Glocester, or slightly pissed.
Dujon -
break Is this making any sense? ... Ignore that, it's not supposed to - is it? Darren -
the Well, ideally it would make sense, but you can't have everything! Chalky -
carob. ... dreary pills anyone?
Chalky again - Spotlights Dujon -
highlight Yuk, Chalky! Rosie -
form (Jim) A word game. When you're ready, join in.
Rosie -
displayed Er . . sorry that "form" rather buggers things up. :-(
Rosie -
Michael (Darren) Well terminated.
Tuj - With a comma after stinks, I think that'll do!
You Software -
can brevity can sometimes be a virtue Rosie -
thinks Maybe not
le mot juste. Puckoon -
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch Kim -
Krungthepmahanakornamornratanakosinmahintarayutthay amahadilokphopnopparatrajathani buriromudomrajaniwesmahasat harnamornphimarnavatarnsathitsakkattiyavisanukamprasit (also known as Bangkok) Rosie -
isotopes Crap science, of course; they do their own thing. Rosie -
you That last one was rather good. :-) Darren -
empty [Rosie] Yes... It would have been even better if it had ended with a question mark! Rosie -
there (Darren) How dare you point out something I hadn't noticed!
Or should that be a question mark? Dujon -
pilgrimage I hope that was a typographical error, widey, otherwise I'll be in deep s**t!
ZK -
eat Getting in before the notorious infinitive-splitter arrives KH -
gorge. (doubly oblig.)
penelope -
gorgeous *drool* I don't know whether I'm looking forward to the uber-pilg more because of what's involved, or more because it's an off-diet weekend and I am going to eat chips!
Rosie -
droppings KH - er, that's an adjective. Darren -
Biscuits (What on earth did that last one mean?) Raak -
sphincter, (sorry, sorry, I just had to) Rosie -
that (Raak) How many sphincters have you got, man? And where is the outer one situated? The mind boggles. :-) Snodgrass -
passing [Rosie- The outer one is, I understand, somewhere around Redhill - and tomorrow I will be too so I'll keep an eye out!]
Rosie -
for (Snodders) If the outer one is around Redhill, the inner one must be somewhere near Croydon, say. These places are perilously close to where I live (Warlingham). "Passing showers" to use rather dated meteorological terminology. :-(
Snodgrass -
conditions [Rosie] I understand your concern :-] but Cheam may come into play so you may just escape the fallout.
Rosie -
precise (Snodders) Just a cloud on the western horizon, then. Phew!
ZK -
underwear Ever had one of those days? Oops, am I the only one? :) nights -
depends what you mean ZK... Kim -
in ...always glad to help.... Darren -
my Anyone going to go for "drawers"? KH -
grey-coloured (or grey-colored as required)
Rosie -
garage (KH)
gray-colored, of you're going for the full Yank. Rosie -
Over nights is in a world of his own, it seems. KH -
done (Rosie - gray-colored is what I meant! Must double check the preview) nights -
can [Rosie] certainly am! Rosie -
in I await the next move with some mystification. :-) ZK -
Jamie possibly oblig. Tina -
camphorated (That
was massage, not message?)
Rosie -
oil absolutely oblig. Kim -
orifice (utterly oblig.) Chalky -
cow ... obligatory mercy killing.
Rosie -
Bognor!, All right, who is supposed to have said that? Rosie -
Regrettably, Well, it seems to be me again, so let's try another one.
(Dr Q) Neat! Thrax -
Honk!!!
That's an end of a sentence, surely? And if it isn't I don't think we really want to know. Some secrets are best left "unexposed" I feel.
Linear interpolator - You miserable sod, Thrax. It might just have been flatulence and a tight belt.
Snodgrass -
almost [Thrax] I expected 'relating', 'concerning', 'involving' or similar to follow 'internal complaints, specifically, those........ So Premature Honking is alive and well!
Thrax -
opposite Hmmm, I tell you,
Snoddy, Premature Honking is something I try to bear with dignity and fortitude. These last few years I've been a martyr to it.
Software -
golden - If you insist, Snods Snodgrass -
along[Thrax] Its the Premature Congratulation I cant stand!
Darren -
Welsh [Snodgrass] Well done!
Snodgrass -
dressers, [Darren] Thank y................
Kim -
optional. I think....
KH -
wind (Sorry, oblig.) Rosie -
be (Darren) Nice ambiguity:-) Snodgrass -
germinate, nice to be talked about
Kim -
to ...always happy to help out... Darren -
Kilroy-Silk if I may use that as a single word, since only one part of it is a word of any description Software -
treacle (also after much intraspection)
Chalky -
flavour). [off the top of my head]
Rosie -
contra-indications Rosie -
Brevity (Chalky) Glad you killed that one. :-) Chalky -
garrulousness [Rosie] yep - a painful demise but necessary Deek -
zits sorry - couldn't resist Rosie -
have Assuming a rather archaic style here. KH -
wench!The Onedin Line...
Rosie -
lubriciousness. Aaah, that's better.
???? -
dull. someone wake me up when it's all over, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Rosie -
Of (????) We won't. Kim -
2002/EC/42956H/23(d) Rosie -
which (Kim) I have a suspicion that that regulation really exists. Please disabuse me of this awful nightmare. Nice one, anyway. Snodgrass -
forbids [Rosie] Consider yourself disabused. The correct format to the Euru-Disney Pretend Parliament Regulation would be Regulation (EC) No 4295/2002. So now you know. Rosie -
large (Snodders) OK, that's the format. But what does it say? Will we know by the end of this Cheddar? I can't wait.
Snodgrass -
quantities [Rosie] Ok. If you insist. Its a little known regulation concerning the harvesting of underwater asparagus. Paragraph 23(d) deals with the technical specification of the filtration system required in the crop bed and states that the particulate size should not exceed 10 microns. And if you believe that then........ Rosie -
aquatic (Snodders) Well, I'm very reassured that they take it so seriously. This kind of thing is what makes "You and Yours" such a rivetting programme.
Software -
case.I suspect that Rosie may well have had one when a nipper.
Rosie -
ought (Softers, Tuj, Snodders, Kim) Well, now . . . . Rosie -
bile. (All) Yes, there were gas masks in the cupboard under the stairs along with some large metal gauze covers about 15" diameter. Can't remember what they were for - maybe nothing to do with the war. Well, I was only 3.
Darren -
covers [Rosie] Are you implying there may have been a connection between the gas masks and you being only 3? Rosie -
of (Darren) Indeed so. Nothing short of a miracle that I may have been conceived by persons wearing gas masks at the time. Maybe they did so because there was no such thing as soap in 1942. Didn't do Mum any harm - she's still alive and well, aged 92. :-) Software -
soap. [Rosie] Same age as my dad only he was out there with Monty at the time. I can still remember my mum's gas mask. It was in a cardboard box under the stairs. I was born a little after the war but I have still got my ration card!
Dujon -
much We too had gas masks in the house - kept ... wait for it ... under the stairs. Mind you, that's where the gas meter was - so I suppose it's logical? all -
ear. - Is there a quick way to remove this mental image?
Darren -
Giles (I'm surprised nobody mentioned widey's double word)
Rosie -
the (Darren) Well, now they have done, and I hope he feels suitably chastened, but not terminally so. Darren -
lust. [Rosie] I didn't chasten anyone.
Rosie -
Many (Darren) Mere sophistry. :-) widey - (sorry about the prev double word, but it wouldn't have worked otherwise and besides anarchy rocks in my world...ok it dribbles a little....!)
times
KH -
tables (remember them?) Software -
instead. I did get stuck in Cockermouth once, the weather was typically wet for that area and beleive me, chloroform would have been just the job. It was many years ago when the pubs had strange opening times.
Snodgrass -
worth .. Of course it is of little consequence that there is no Down St in Upham but reassuringly there are several others including one in Dummer and another in Piltdown! And I know you all wanted to know that. I'll get my coat ??? -
there is no full stop in the last entry. The idiot putting his coat on just had finger trouble. Rosie -
Previously, (Darren) I see you got bored. :-) Darren -
I [Rosie] No, I just have a love of vague anticlimaxes. Rosie -
Copernicus (Darren) Good practice for when you're older.
Rosie -
potholes Oh, dear, this is leading into a logical blind alley. NEXT!.
jack - i fucked 20 girls and i am onley 21!
Software -
found Ignoring the twat, jack, above. Snodgrass -
Ignoring [Softers] Clearly First name Jack, Last name Off. I dispair of the spelling and general grammar of modern youth. Ho Hum! Lib -
patients (Oh, i dream, inoring patients would be heaven!) penelope -
with [Lib] I read that as 'ironing patients'... given my fervour for ironing, I'm beginning to think there's something wrong with me.
Snodgrass -
potentially [penny lope] I'm sure there's nothing wrong with you - after all you found this site all by yourself! Of course I'm sure there are many who would be willing to offer second opioions. Rosie -
pungent jack-the-twat (above) should have written "I
have fucked . . ."
Snodgrass -
, malodouross, [Rosie] You are, as usual, right. Quite apart from the two non-capitalised "i's" and the mis-spelling. But I'm only sorry that at 21 he's only tallied 20 conquests. By then I'm sure I'd had far more. Perhaps he has acne. Perhaps its Marc in disguise! Rosie -
and (Snodders) Too kind. :-) Poor Marc! His only failure is scansion whereas I suspect matey-boy, far from having had a score, has yet to score at all, and is a past master at the lonely art.
Marc -
festering [Rosie & Snodgrass] Many thanks for your kind concern regarding my love life, I can assure you it is quite all right! Regarding scansion: Many a time it is far better to play on just by pacing a previous line trying to create an 'almost' limerick instead of chopping its tail off without any mercy, according to my humble opinion ;-) Lib -
bed-sores Making it hyphenated so it counts as one word. *sigh, when will I ever learn to spell?* Software -
sometimes more or less obligatory. I seem to have startted something back there. It is only too true that modern 'youf' do not have quite the grip of grammar that we older types do. Just try asking one what "precis" is or, perhaps, ask them about clause analysis. Snodgrass -
lead Equally oblig, or there abouts and may I apologise foir not adding a comment after my last entry. It seems that this stanza requires comment for completeness. I will take myself outside and beat myself with twigs and don a hair shirt immediately Rosie -
to (absolutely oblig.) (Marc) "Matey-boy" refers to the idiot jack, not to your good self, just to make clear things up.
Marc -
undertaking (Rosie: I did get that despite limited intlectual capacity. Also hoping your love life is up to its marcs ;-)
Software -
undertakers. There, that's it. Still, nice to have a decent discussion, isn't it?
Snodgrass -
Undertakers just a thought. Why not start the new sentence with the last word from the previous. It may work. [Rosie] I wonder if Jack comes from Newark (Anag) Rosie -
to (Marc) At my age (61) the mark is set fairly low. Just above "simmer". :-). (Snodders) Certainly could do, or from a little village between Chester and Wrexham, called Rosset.
Darren -
dispose (resisting the urge to write "undertake" again) Rosie -
means I shall discreetly whisper the word "quantum". Chalky -
gives inCan't think of anything that might make sense. Someone else prove I'm a thicko ... please
Rosie -
"The train has left the rails" as it says in the Hungarian phrasebook. Let us (lettuce?) disembark gracefully.
Software -
bow I had in mind "let's" but forgot the apostrophe, oh well. Darren -
of [Software] "Letters let lettuce let's..."? How would that work?
Software -
this Maybe "Letters let lettuce let's laugh". In this case "letters" would be people that let something. Errr... maybe I'll just go down the pub. Chalky -
game. [SW] mine's a babycham and brandy ...
Software -
results [Chalks] you don't mess about down at the bar, do you? KH -
bottles - even more oblig.
Rosie -
hung Er. . . trying to be grammatical Chalky -
intermittently. .. heh heh heh
Dujon -
wait. WARNING: This is an advertisement brought to you by your local (and ever so friendly) needle exchange unit.
Marc -
you [Rosie]..how did you know?
Rosie -
really (Marc) I used to be weather forecaster. I therefore have, in contemporary gobbledygook, a "transferable skill" which means I know everything that's going to happen. (in the next 6 hrs). :-)
Tuj -
you'll Rosie] Watch out, people will start saying "Oh great oracle, will I get a good night's sleep?" Rosie -
need (Tuj) Mmmm! Maybe a nice little retirement job.
Marc -
weatherforecasters [Rosie] I always thought it was 'whetherforecast' ?
Snodgrass -
planning Whetherforecaster Roseo (Apologies to the bard of Avon - How strange Weather Forecasting and Perfumery all in the one thought) Rosie -
a (Snodders) Uncanny! After leaving the Met Office I became an assistant Works Chemist in a perfume factory.
Kiwi Chris -
wethers Sorry just couldn't resist :) Dujon -
ability It's OK, K.C., your name says it all. ;-) I've ignored pelgis' entry as it's not in bold and, though I may be having a dumb day, I can't make sense of it. Software -
to why do I get all the short words? *sulks* Marc -
molecularspaceintegrate why do I get all the long words? *sulks* Snodgrass -
usually [Marc} Marc isnt that long a word ! Software -
do Aaaargh! *)%$!! *more sulking* Darren -
molecularspaceintegration Tuj -
pen] Flauts? Am I missing something or is that not a word? Is it somewhere betwixt 'flaunts' and 'flouts'? Darren -
flutes [Tuj] Well, a flute-player is a flautist, so perhaps it's the verb meaning "to play a flute." Rosie -
shamelessly We
are talking about flatulent American Footballers, aren't we?
Rosie -
married, This is getting dangerously dangly subordinate-clause-wise.
Darren -
to [Dan] You should use HTML tags, rather than the vBulletin-style ones - that is, <b> and </b> for bold. DrQu+xum -
down [Dan] You may want to change your name to avoid name-collisions with the other Dan (owner of MCiOS).... Chalky -
fighting. DrQ - nice to see you :-) It might BE 'the other Dan'!
Tuj -
new Please resist "EU legislation". Please Rosie -
of (Tuj) Why? An satirical goldmine, surely.
Rosie -
represent (Kim) Graffiti - "Whither atrophy?"
Rosie -
of Hello, Thrax. Good to see you. Sod the . . . . . .lobsters.
Thrax -
Finely Thank you, Rosie. *Grins, then winces.* I won't sit down.
Puckoon -
shorts.
Stop! Bugger! Lets try that again
Stop Rosie -
listenable In anticipation, I suppose there must have been one. Kiwi Chris -
work Hey now! I happen to like Proto, Prolo ... err whatisname :) ZK -
back (hat! - is there a new game in this?)
Tuj -
embarassing [mittenssss, my precioussss]
Rosie -
overwhelm (Stop it, children!)
Ella -
constitution. (balaclava)
Kim -
copious [sou'wester]
nights -
When [no more items of clothing, please. you'll all be naked next.]
nights -
if [I really asked for that, didn't I.]
Tuj -
). That'll do, pig
Unless Rosie -
, regrettably, (Darren) Dan Corbett? Darren -
in [Rosie] A perfect example, if you ask me!
Rosie -
circumstances (Darren) Rob McElwee, on the other hand, is too dry, smug and clever-clever. But at least he understands the weather, unlike some.
Rosie -
manual keep it clean . . . Knobbly -
when (This game is asking to be finished in the form of a couplet) Rosie -
to oblig. nut & bolt :-( Rosie -
Bournemouth. Geddit?
nights -
its [Rosie] still no. AXI -
engineers [Rosie] no
Robin -
department [Rosie]Yes penelope -
tink Spoonerisms within mini cheddars? good grief...
nights -
Confusion [rosie] not sure what happened there, but still no, sorry Tuj -
rain. :]]... oh, and Rosie? No. Count Jim ‘Thighs’ Moriarty -
The -
To all confused punters... [Rosie's] move had reference to Bournemouth's Airport being at nearby HURN. Note correct spelling [Rosie]. Rosie -
of (Moriarty) Glad you cleared that up. Hurn is the spelling for Bournemouth Airport, certainly, but does anyone really know how Lootenant Hirn-Hearn, the SS Herne-Hyrn and the Hurne-Hern Islands were spelt? I don't, and I heard the whole thing live first time round, on the
wireless, in the fifties. The whole word is really just a Yank-mimicking snarl, anyway.
AXI -
hexadecimate (which is to decimate what hexadecimal is to decimal by analogy)
Tuj -
Syrup Oh no! Schoolchild flatulence fixation! nights -
Biscuits! (if you don't know the answer on any quiz show, try 'biscuits'.it sometimes works. thankyou.) Tuj -
obligingly *takes cover* Kim -
policy (..saving yer blushes, ma'am)
penelope -
venting oi oi... what's going on 'ere? Darren - Oops, I forgot who we were talking about there. Still, there's no Delete button.
Darren - I therefore await Penelope's rage.
Tuj -
Awaiting pen] "Oi", the 61st best-sounding word in English penelope -
in for a penny, in for a pound... farts nights -
are [tuj] is moist one of the other 60? if not, it should be. al - big ( i love darren )
Darren - Does all=al? Anyway, it's always nice to have a fan.
Inkspot -
I have enjoyed this game greatly. When I set it up, I never thought it would last this long or be as entertaining. But with a new Cheddar on the server, it is time for game seven to leave for the
Mornington Crescent archives.
Audience -
*shouts, screams, generally goes wild for Inkspot* Darren - And I think there's a few going "ahhhhhh" too. Sorry to see it go.
Kim -
*Bids "Mini-Cheddars" a fond farewell.* all - [Darren] No al != all. I don't know al but the similarity is disturbing. That said, I respect and admire you.
Darren - [all] Thanks... ditto... er... this is getting a bit disturbing now.
This is the end of the line. There is no more.