celebrity answerphone messages

A variant on the popular and long-running game ‘Celebrity Answerphones’. In this game callers get the opportunity to leave messages for the famous personality of their choice . . .

And so it begins...

• Sir Henry - Message for Mr Kerry - Pronto Engravings here, your deskplate engraved 'The Boss' is ready to be picked up - sorry for the delay.
• Sir Henry - Message for Prince Charles - Hello Sir, Brook Street Employment Bureaux calling. About the job advert you sent us last week - you don't seem to have filled in the section headed 'promotional prospects?
• Bigsmith - Message for Mr Osbourne - This is Securicor ringing to re-arrange the consultation you postponed last week.
• Mrs Trellis - message to Humph - Mornington Crescent.
• Humph - Try Mornington Crescent without the dot.
• Mrs Trellis again - ladies and gentlemen, Mornington Crescent
• Humph - All right. Who's messed up the finishing move? And, more to the point, what is it?

This is the end of the line. There is no more.