There is nothing on TV so switch everything off and head for bed and an early night.
And so it begins...
Inkspot -
[Remote control to hand] Imminent blank screen declared.
all -
[Batteries to Floor] Remote control removed from play
LotUS -
[Cat to floor] Imminent verticality declared.
Electric and
feline bock potentials raised.
Tuj -
[Foot to cat] Vicious projectile motion induced.
Kim -
[Other foot to battery] Horizontal plane temporarily invoked.
Will -
[Arms to ceiling] Imminent yawn arising.
Speech and
consumption portals blocked.
Tuj -
[Body to ground] general imbalance unrectified.
Darren - [Ground to one foot lower]
rotten floorboards indicated;
splinters noted.
plump -
[Head to Pizza]Supper remnant overlook rued.
Will -
[Body to tub} Crawl initialized,
energy reserves down to 15% optimum.
Tuj -
[Hand to head] previous night remembered,
groan ensued.
Will -
[Hand to Faucet] Supper remnant removed.
LotUS -
[Water to floor] Excessive torque used declared.
Inkspot -
[Toilet roll to hand] soggy mess to pan expletives to be carried forward.
Will -
[Toilet roll to shreds] Insufficient absorbant strength overwhelmed.
Inkspot - [Face to floor]
exhaustion limit exceeded dreams of
Mornington Crescent declared.
Audience -
*shouts, screams, generally goes wild for Inkspot* Kim - Well, that was fun.
Jon - Imminent verticality is lame.
This is the end of the line. There is no more.