Many are called, but few are pants. Winning pants are, of course, unchanged.
Blue Bananas - Star Pants, The Pants Strike Back and Return of the Pants Oedipants Rex Euripides Pants and Iripidose Pants You say pants and I say knickers (let's take the whole lot off)
Blue Bananas - Lord Of The Pants: Fellowship of the Pant, The Two Bloomers and Return Of The G-String
Angus Prune - [Blue] Always a pleasure, never a chore! Can't think of any now though...
Blue Bananas -
Thunderpants, Bananapants, Superpants, Batpants; Batpants and Jockstrap.
Blue Bananas -
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Pants, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Pants, Harry Potter and the Pants of Azkaban, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Pants, Harry Potter and the Pants of the Phoenix....do stop me if I'm boring you.....;) Oh!
The Pants: All work and no pants makes Jack a dull boy!
OOAQICI82QB4IP -
Whistle Down The Pants! We haven't had that one, have we?
Angus Prune - [OOAQ] Not to my memory.
Pants Become Her
The Thong of Solomon
Sing a Song of Six Pants (This is actually a real movie! Check out imdb.com if you don't believe me!)
The Parent Jockstrap
The Lunchpack of Notre Dame
Do stop me if I'm going too far...
Blue Bananas -
The Muppets Take Man-Pants, Muppets From Pants (the prequel, Muppets from Socks, wasn't quite so popular)
Blue Bananas - [Angus] This is, indeed, me. Had a lesson yet? I haven't had the chance to call anybody. It doesn't help that my phone doesn't work...
Angus Prune - [BB] That's all very well, but you could have used the Banter Page to tell me that. Not like I hadn't worked it out already...
Snow White and the Seven Pants with apologies for not feeling too imaginative this afternoon...
Martha Farquar -
Just don't tell my pants,
My achy breaky pants,
I just don't think they'd understand
And if you tell my pants,
My achy breaky pants
They might blow up and kill this man
Breadmaster -
Lemon tree, very pretty, and the lemon flower is sweet.
But the pants of the poor lemon are impossible to eat.
Kim -
That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight, losing my pants
Riff -
So, so you think you can tell
Heaven from pants?
Blue skies from pants?
Can you tell a green field
From cold steel pants?
--Pants Floyd, "Wish You Were Pants"
Ibid -
Michael Howard has something of the Pants about him
barbacoa - I'm sure that was a song somewhere down the line..
Zooological Keeper - Speaking of songs -
Somewhere Over The Pants,
Follow The Yellow Brick Pants and
If I Only Had Some Pants - just some of the great numbers from
The Pants of Oz.
Riff -
Pants... they're a gas
Grab those pants with both hands
And make a splash
Pants... so they say
Are the root of all evil today
And if you ask for some pants
There's a chance that they're giving some away... ...Another classic Pants Floyd tune.
Angus Prune -
Wallace and Pants
Finding Pants
Toy Pants
Monsters Pants
Does it show I've been to see Finding Nemo, and am in a rather Pixar-y mood? OK, aardman too...
Riff - Perhaps their new one'll be
The Incredipants.
Zooological Keeper - There's the movie, the
Incredible Shrinking Pants and its rather less successful spin-off,
The Incredible Staying-Exactly-The-Same-Size Pants which was a disastrous movie, but the idea was bought by Marvel Comics and following some character development resurfaced as
The Incredible Hulk series.
plump -
Vorsprung durch pantsIf you want a lot of chocolate on your pants join our clubNuts whole hazelnuts Cadburys take them and put them in pants
Z.K. - wouldn't that be
and cover them with pants?
Z.K. - From
Somewhere In Pants: I'm all out of pantsCrazy PantsPuppy PantsDon't Give Up On PantsI'm Not In PantsCould It Be I'm Falling In Pantsand
Without Pantsto name but a few...
Z.K. - Then there was his sister's hit,
Paper Pants ;)
Z.K. - Mark Owen had a minor hit with his
Four Minute Pants...
Angus Prune - the
Pantszone hits:
Love Me For Pants
A Picture of Pants
Father and Pants (pinched from Cat Pants)
And my personal favourite...
The Key to My Pants
I've just realised how sad I am...
Zooological Keeper - Would also like to point out that
Love Me For Pants was originally a hit for the Osmonds. Another pinched cover version (though not from the Osmonds) was of course
So Take A Look At Me Pants, by Westpants and Mariah "My Girdle's Too Tight" Carey. Then there was 5ive's original hit,
When The Pants Go Out.
Angus Prune - 5ive's original hit was
Slam Dunk da Pants. Then you have the short-lived 911's
PantsShakin'. Of course, you could chose any song by
Pants and Dec
Zooological Keeper -
*groans* By original I meant that, unlike
Love Me For Pants, When The Pants Go Out wasn't a cover. But well remembered. They tried a ballad once didn't they?
Until The Pants Are Through I think it was called. Then there was the very early Steps hit,
The Last Thing On My Pants.
Zooological Keeper - Back to the Osmonds! We have all enjoyed
Morningside of the Pants, It Takes Pants, Deep Pants, Go Away Little Pants, Tears On My Pants, You've Got A Friend In Pants, Seasons of Pants, and Soldier of Pants. Then there were the Beatles of course, who came along much earlier with
Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Pants. I particularly enjoyed
Dancing in the Pants by Martha Reeves and the Vandellas,
Light My Pants by Will Young (we don't ask why),
Pants Can Only Get Better by D-Ream, and the Christmas List Song by the Pretenders -
Don't Get Me Pants.
Z.K. - Ah, the intellectual power. I amaze even myself sometimes. :)
Angus Prune - Didn't the Osmonds also do
Crazy Pants? Or am I thinking of someone else?
Zooological Keeper - Not to be confused with
Crazy in Pants, of course - that was a song by
Lingeré (sic)
Knowles.
Angus Prune - Wasn't there a song done by Brandy and some other chick called
The Pants Are Mine?
Zooological Keeper - [AP] Indeed, her name was Monica. I believe it came out the same year as
How Do I Live Without Pants by Leann Rimes.
Angus Prune - That was the theme tune to
Con Pants wasn't it? By the way, ever get the feeling everyone else has lost interest?
Zooological Keeper - Just slightly, although it means we can be as stupid as possible. Hoorah!
Angus Prune - Then there's the actual soap
Pantsenders. What? That's not what it's called? Oh well, my mistake!
Zooological Keeper -
Coronation Pants - the new vegetarian special at your local Harvester.
Riff - Haven't seen that one, but I'm a fan of
Pants Behaving Badly
Zooological Keeper - Ah, a British classic! Never in the same league as
Fawlty Pants, but definitely worth catching.
Breadmaster - None of them stands up to
One Foot in the Pants, you know.
Zooological Keeper - None? Not
Hale and Pants? Dad's Pants? Only Pants and Horses? Whose Pants Are They, Anyway? Four Pants and a Funeral? The Rise and Fall of Reginald's Pants? None of them???
Breadmaster - Well, I might be prepared to admit
Hancock's Half-Pants, but that's the only concession I'll make.
Ibid - Financial Times -
No Pants, no comment.
Ibid -
My goodness, My Pants! Pants are good for you! Beanz Meanz Pantz Pants is it! Reaches the parts other pants don't reach Probably the best pants in the world Vorsprung Durch Pants The Ultimate Driving Pants For everything else, there's Pants Because you're pants
JLE -
The Cook, the Thief, his Y-Fronts, and their Lover
barbacoa -
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Pants.
Beth -
Olivia Joules and the Overactive Pants.
Bob the dog -
Pants! Ah - ahhh.
He saved every one of us.
Breadmaster - Let the floodgates open!
Dispatch War Rocket Ajax, to brrrring back his pants!
Ibid -
Pathetic earthlings. Hurling your pants out into the void, without the slightest inkling of who or what is out here.
penelope - Alas, Poor Pants Game. I knew it well. But now it's ****** in favour of something altogether more ****. Will
Mornington Crescent see it off the face of the earth? Or has rab set aside a different endgame for this game of *****?
Audience -
*shouts, screams, generally goes wild for penelope*
Tuj - Looks like this one's been consigned to the maggots. A valiant effort.
querylady - (to an airport security guard) I'm traveling in my pants!
querylady - In my pants, in my pants Oh, I can't get a man in my pants!
query - Harry Potter and the Pants of Turmoil
Alex - hcjvhxdjhvfjngjcvhm vbnvj
Steev - In Pants, no one here's you scream.
This is the end of the line. There is no more.